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If they looked at Eddie’s eyes, they’d sharp realise. He’s not here to play second fiddle to anyone.

Ffs. Is there nowt going anywhere else? ( I was going to say jump before the drop, but of course, you’ll get redundancy if you stay). The Tories have absolutely, royally, fucked every person and everything that doesn’t bring them a direct, financial benefit.

Is a move back to Newcastle feasible?

I’d like to see a return to the values of the 1960s- free love, potent drugs, and assassinating the shit out troublesome political twats.

No. I’m not a savage, ffs.

Is that near Aix ?

Nice meth lab!

Are you allowed back in to Lidl yet?

Hope all goes well mate. I had a lump taken off my knee a few years ago (2013)which resulted in me posting this on a popular (at the time) social media app ” So, I go to bed extremely early this evening, feeling the onset of Man Flu, at about 7:30. Woken half an hour later by the combination of hearing my son (3 at the time)in the bathroom doing a superb rendition of The Exorcist vomit scene, and my stomach letting me know that I'm seconds away from recreating Willy Wonka's chocolate waterfall. I dash to bathroom, where I am barred from entry by my wife , holding our son over the pan as he pukes for England. Minutes pass, sweat breaks out on my forehead. My A-hole is doing a better job than King Canute, but I'm now formulating emergency plans ( the bath). Luckily son dries up, I move in… and realise that I will have to sit sideways on the Thunderbox as my knee ( recently operated on), will not bend sufficiently to allow me to sit normally. This also means I have to cup the Man Apples to avoid crushing them twixt thigh and newly narrow bog seat. So there I am, sideways on, leg stuck out straight, holding my knackers as the world falls out of my bottom. “ Hope this brightens your day

I feel a bit shaken (not stirred) here lads- what happened to the campariaderie of the old fashioned days? ( How do you like them appletizers?)

What’s the crack at your place- are things still sketchy?

Alreet man! And Aperol my effort in to that one too.

I heard he was a bit of aN Oily Prat.

Me too mate. Hope for the best, prepare for the würst.

When did Clare Balding go over to Sky?

Zoumed in, innit?

Whale oil beef hooked- it’s always been Ham wherever I’ve worked, but different environments I suppose. Greedy buggers snaffling all the OT were Ham Beasts.

What’s hair?

Callus Fingers vs Soft Hands.

It’s when you’re there physically but not there mentally, isn’t it? So, you blobbed this shift because your attention was on the match, not the job. “Why’s HMHM’s line backed up, Marra?” ” Mags game marra, he’s fucking blobbing it. FTM”

Is this a wind-up?

Nobody misses Bruce.

Bonus points for adding Derek Wright.

I have a bad feeling about this.

Good site that man.