Monkeys Fist

Step away from the AI. Step… did you see what I did there Gemmill, did y’see?

Also, regarding the NYC charges, I suspect some of them will be in relation to his “Charity” and the misappropriation of its funds by him and his spawn. It’d be fucking beautiful if his cunt kids got locked up with him.

Helvetica, New Roman and Comic Sans all walk in to a bar for a beer. Barman says “ Out, we don’t serve your type in here.”

It’s all relative, I suppose.

I swapped our bed for a trampoline the other day. Mrs. F. hit the roof.

Isn’t that where he told the bloke in charge of the election admin to “find” 11,000 votes or something- all on tape?

fyp

I think you might be right- raincoat and tit helmet all fit the profile. 👍

Bruce Wayne Fereday?

This was 89/90. We used to go to the Royal Park pub to score, it was like a Wild West saloon then.

Pelanty! ( Who’s the fucking giant silhouetted in the background? ).

Time is, like, an abstract concept dude, free yourself from its constraints man.

I’ve been edging the Mrs for years, so she tells me… … repeatedly.

Out of 5 names, he’s managed to spell three of them wrong.

“Lambrini- Shall we empty the bin in the shitter before they tak the magic paintings?” ” Ah daint care our Asamoah, I just want another soft toy”

If I was a tattooist, I’d offer it for free if he could say “ Round the ragged rocks, the ragged rascal ran.”

Every man has his price. His is £260p/h to spout shite on GB News. Cheap twat.

I bought a Passat GTE.

Maroon or Bronze?