Monkeys Fist

Steve Bruce will be like

Shearer letting the side down here, numerous times. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65156009

I’ll be sprinkling the comments on my chips later.

Imagine the shithousery masterclass we’d see from Murphy if we drew the Morlocks in the cup next year.

Beigeman. How long til he ends up at Villa?

I just posted that, man.

I hope you’ve got a day off work tomorrow

Bloke sounds like an Arab/Portugese/whatever version of the hypemen at the Hoppings, trying to part the charvas from their dole.

Get in. Schexy football!

Fucking get in! Have it you cunts.

Not a chance. I like seeing Eddie’s brief smirk whenever he’s asked about this whopper’s comments. Rent free, and he knows it

Called Wayne, I think. Went to Manure.

Obviously had his phone in his prison purse.

3-1 Red cards for Tindall and Lascelles. xSH 10.7 for us.

Bear walks in to a bar and says, ” I’ll have a pint of lager and… … a half of coke. “ Barman says, ” Sure, but what’s with the big pause?” Bear says, ” I’ve had them since birth.”

There’s your answer

I’d like to see Bernard Matthews and Freixenet sponsoring the press area.

Despite its Dictator being charged with war-crimes, and it invading Ukraine, Russia has the presidency of the UN Security Council now. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-65146557 I do not understand how and why these cunts haven’t been kicked out long before now.

Crissyboo86, is that you?

Now we’re talking.

Bloke with amnesia walks up to a beautiful brunette at the bar and says ” Do I come here often?”