Monkeys Fist

Still can’t drink water

I’ve just seen a massive shooting star over the North Sea, in the north east sky, and nearly fucking shit myself. “ The mad bastards have done it!”

Picturing Sunak hunkered down in the Bunker, listening to Johnson banging on the door as the world fucking burns… ” Finally, inflation has settled down”.

Show a bit of respect ffs, that’s the Secretary of State for Environment, Food , more Food, and Rural Affairs.

It’s utter crrrrap!

He’s an absolute goldmine

“ No, no, Adam, you misheard us- “tick”… put it away. “

Aye, pal.

He’d never forgive us lads, so @sammynb

And another!

In other news, here’s another nice picture of spaniel’s lugs

I’m not your…

“Mention ‘head’ one more time, mothafukka!”

I was thinking more The Last Kingdom.

Get a virtual one - no hair, no shit to pick up, and if it yaps it’s fucking head off at everything single fucking thing that passes within 200m of your house, you can switch the little cunt off. Also won’t make you, your house and furniture stink like a wet tramp’s nest. Otherwise, don’t pay hundreds for a posh mongrel spackadoodledoo, go to your nearest shelter and get one from there.

We’ve talked about this, guys.…

We’re owned by the Saudis- I reckon any spine he had left exploded about 12 months ago

PYP pal

It was him getting poetic at 2a.m. on the previous page. Whopper.

That’d take the mind off the big scary feckin spider!

I think I mentioned this a while back. I’m totally expecting them to start mass-dancing when we finish top 3. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_plague_of_1518