Monkeys Fist

Even if he wasn’t Oirish, you’d still have a job understanding him with those gravestones in his maw.

So, if we’re doing mugs, here’s one of my favourites from University of North Tyneside

I know he’s the bloke from Nazareth, but can I fuck remember any of their songs

Funnily enough, I was warbling away to Inner City Blues earlier today. Best protest song ever.

Can’t wait for the next one in China/North Korea/Myanmar.

I wouldn’t be too keen on a Prison Stache on my top lip mind- reek!!!!

Ffs… medieval cunts. Best hope there’s no dodgy weather, we all know who’s fault that’ll be…

8 days? Bloody hell- have your neighbours started ringing bells?

Also, regarding your revisionism comment, if you had to choose a despicable character from your club’s past to airbrush, and your choice was a fascist or a convicted paedophile, you wouldn’t go for the fascist, would you?

Challenging???? Impossible, more like.

What fucking model is that then? They’re like one of those medieval towns that had outbreaks of dancing , utterly mental mass-delusion.

Great interview that mind.

Made it to 11 seconds. I think I did well.

Not going to happen. We’re the lad who everyone knows has done the deed, arrives at the party with a 24 pack, then promptly disappears upstairs with the older sister of whoever’s party it is. We are supreme and we will win at least a cup this year.

My chips are dry, we’re fucking 3rd- Graeme* can lick iz. * absolutely typical that he’s got the unpopular spelling of his name.

Close enough, dude, close enough.

Ffs. Never mind, eh?

The fact that these two have come off, very sensibly, and we’re not shitting ourselves about collapsing as a result, as compared to the same substitutions 12 months ago, is just another indication of how good Howe is, and turboshit Bruce was.

Fucking hell

I’ve spent this first half prepping Sunday tea which is Beef in stout with mustard and parsley dumpling, as requested by Ms. Fist. As a result, I’m currently mildly scuttered but heading for gibberish by for full time. Love Sunday matches