Monkeys Fist
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Intentionally or not, he is absolutely hilarious. He’s also the perfect personification of the word Glaicky. -
“ A nice tabew there guys, so I can play cards… by myself” Ooof!
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1:44- “ Hewwo!” Comedy genius
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Is Sowamptin close to Southampton?
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“Premium Service £10 extra - Grandad takes his pants off “
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CT furiously taking notes. “ Petal, I’ve finally got a use for those 16 tubby chariots in the front room- this one’s a guaranteed winner!”
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The pick of tonight’s “ 9hrs in a fucking van” playlist. paging MC Gloomski
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Poppers? So there were fists involved , just not punching… you’d hope
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I was a tree-hugging stoner communing with nature while all you ruffians were having fisticuffs with each other.
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How embarrassing man, John Smiths too Love the fact his Mrs. kept filming when the inevitable happened.
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“ Maaa-aaam, for vhe bazilliongthgnth time, just switch vhe cameragh on, come up vhe steps, and fillum me singing. Get it right vhis time woming-don’t make me throw me piss-jugs”
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Where non-starter business ideas go to die
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Restricted visibility can have a very scary effect
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Shall I, chaps?
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I second you in not doing something I don’t do. 👍
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Savage
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Whilst calling over Yoko so he could slap her one last time?
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Not entirely sure John had much to say about that, mind.
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Miguel the Mysterious, Mexican magician extraordinare, is on stage and announces he will vanish on stage, on the count of three. Unos… Dos… then poof, he’s gone. Vanished without a tres.
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“ That’s right, leave your luggage, clothes, and gold here and just step in to the ‘showers’…” 🤷🏻♂️
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Wahey! What do you call a Chinese lady with a Kenwood chef on her head? Blenda. *sorry Noelie
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Hobbiton is New Zealand, no?
