Monkeys Fist

Going for a hot shave must confuse the bejabbers out of him

Mark Kermit has spoken.

“ The On y ne Niquil!”

Preferably away tbh, so we can laugh at their flag efforts before obliterating them.

Browsing iplayer and watched a Janina Ramirez doc on the discovery of Tutenkhamun’s tomb by Howard Carter. I have to say it’s reignited my interest in Ancient Egypt and Big Tiddy Goth lasses.

Not on previous evidence

Lost my job at the keyboard factory yesterday-I wasn’t putting in enough shifts, apparently

When the cork gets stuck.

Apology accepted because, aye -it very much does.

Apparently he wrote that piece on his phone on the M25.

I never knew Mrs. LeazesMag was called Beryl.

Sweet David!!!

I honestly don’t understand why he hasn’t peddled Braverman. I get that brings the “support” of the ERG, but that’s not really helped the last half a dozen, or whatever it is, PM’s has it, and the ERG isn’t exactly bursting with political heavyweights is it?

Its an absolute shitshow. I wouldn’t let a Tory run a bath.

Everything in moderation dear boy -,only the one gallon of Bhuna per s(h)itting for me.

Aye, me too

They mack ‘em. We tack ‘em

Hang on a minute…

I think your sitter crew, who seem obsessed with standers buttering their cheeks, need to improve their poo health* Having, in general, Aces, my butter is like it’s just come out of the fridge Again, Berb knew the score * copyright by the insane shit hamster

Berb knew the score.

As much as the white houses look pretty and that, it looks like a barren place tbh. ( not surprisingly, given its history). I’d say there’s better places in Greece to spend a fortnight in, and then have an overnighter on Santorini to keep Mrs W happy. (I’m available for more holiday-based marriage counselling at a very competitive rate. )

And so it begins… Premier League titles can be won by any team with determination, talent, and the backing of oil-rich nation states. But the true prize of being the one team known as “United” is open to a select few, the current holder of which is about to taste the bitterness of loss. ( If I’m absolutely honest, I couldn’t give a shit about us being the United- the whole thing is massively disrespectful to all the other teams who are xxx Utd, it’s more about Manure losing that ridiculous status for good, as it would drive home the fact that they’re now has-beens

Oh aye, if it all went tits up, I’d just go back to what I had before. If I get a year or so of free access to everything for £30-£40, that’s a gamble I’m willing to take. You’d spend more buying a round of drinks tbh, so it’s a no-brainer really.