Monkeys Fist

Would it be fair to say your feeling a bit under denpressure? Tell him the Flat Earth is a global conspiracy and see if he notices the irony

He’s misspelled “cult” there I think.

Speaking of Beetle jokes, Patrick opens the bonnet of his VW and shouts “ Ewerk- someone’s pinched yer engine!” Ewerk says, ” Ah, sure, it’s a good job there’s a spare in the boot!”

( sorry for the pendantry).

Reported.

“ Big” and “weight” aren’t terms you’d normally associate with these manlets

FishedYP.

Solid advice tbf.

( the little laugh at the end always gets me )

Soundings????? I knew the Tories had some freaks in their ranks, but I didn’t know they so open about it

Was it itchy? Two things- only lasts a day or so, and, beard oil. Then you’ll be sporting glorious, silky chin muffage.

This doesn’t sound healthy Craig, you should try joining a local history group or metecting club.

Down with Gillette and Big Shava , it’s a con. Go Billy Gibbons, he knows where it’s at.

Man up ffs.

I’d pay top dollar to watch her in Congress.

I’m away for a pokey-bum wank Laterz lol!

Zoinks!

That last one

Quiff is a bit upset lads. Since my patter is lifting, I’ll answer through the medium of gif.

Aye, as well as everything else, they’ve absolutely fucked satire too.

6 fucking minutes? That’s longer than Schapps will last