Monkeys Fist

Genuinely fancy us to win this.

Still better than your efforts.

Willock in. Bruno starts. We go 4th when we win.

Having a browse and found this absolute gem. It’s another Mick! Uncal Mick, Basic Mick, Mick Junior and now Midget Mick.

“ Sports champions of THE WORLD!” ( the music )

“ This week on Virgins Anonymous …”

What’s the video?

Given their aversion to the tanned, I’d say that was her best chance of winning.

Keeping my (so far) decent run of Big Lebowski flavoured predictions, and combining it with best wishes to Bruno’s Mrs’ recovering minge, I’ll say 2-1 to us, cheeky pelanty to win, Miggy with another GOTM for our opener.

Is it a YouTube video? Just copy the link and post it and it should auto link the video. for example Gives you …

“ Aquatic Centre” makes it sound like some marine life attraction ( like the one in Tynemouth), when in fact it’s a swimming pool* in the SOS car park? I worked on it being built and it’s bang average, not to mention the numerous “joy packages” left in the wall cavities by its Geordie builders. * also one of these in Tynemouth, North Shields, Killingworth, Jesmond, etc etc

What’s Quiff done now?

Deedrich Mateschitz , more like.

This is the difference between us and them… … well, that , and the extra fingers, and sister-fucking, and shitting everywhere

This is like waking up at 6:00 am for graft and then realising it’s Sunday

“ Have you ever seen a mackem in Milan…”

Cheers man. 👍 The Fender is the one I was thinking of. Thanks for the advice on t’other one too. ( you see Andrew… I told you Quiff was wrong about Gemmill )

Quick question gents- a while back someone recommended a gadget that plugs in to your guitar and acts like an effect pedal - ring any bells? Fist Jnr. has saved up a fair stash and if he doesn’t spend it this instant the world will explode, or something. It looked very neat and compact but I can’t be arsed trawling back through pages and pages Cheers in advance.

Stoke hot on their heels too.

Can’t- strained my groin at work today

I’d happily beat this fucker to a pulp, wake him up, then do it again. Then when he’s in a vegetative state, put him in a pot and ask him to write a letter.

Currently hobbling out of work early after slipping and popping a groin strain ( ooer missus, etc etc ). Had to drive back from Morpeth with gritted teeth- the A1 was fine, cruise control, but Wideopen -Heaton was a nonstop stream of “Oooyamuthafuckingbastidingtwat”at every pothole and bump in the road, of which there are many. Heading home for waves of sympathy from Mrs. F.… * * “ What have you done that for you daft shite?” FML.

That’s most of the Tory party, tbf.