Monkeys Fist

Thanks - I wasn’t sure and, tbh, I felt a right tit.

Super! Smashing! Great! BeigeCunts! You can’t beat a bit of Eddie.

What’s going on? I nipped out earlier.

He’s also more likely to sell it to the highest bidder, being a Tory cunt, an’ that.

Aye, strange choice of words for a Dipper. I’m sure they were leading us 39-0 in the Blood On Your Hands Trophy.

India* be like… * where his billionaire father-in-law is from.

CT - the new Mug Righter* * spelt with Boldon accent.

Not enough Na’s.

“Turn right… turn right again… keep turning further right… fuck the poor”

Martine Croxall: BBC News presenter being investigated over impartiality https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63376310 Guess who she was “partial” against? *Clue- has probably fucked off back on holiday.

Sunak will be the UK’s shortest serving PM.

Do you know many rich cunts? It’s their default setting man.

His Mrs. is shorter than him, isn’t she? 😉

What size did you get?

That’s way too nice a house to be on wearside, both before and after the boom-boom.

Pork neck.

Neither was Charles Manson, tbf.

Beef or Lamb?

No beer? 5/7. Must try harder.