Monkeys Fist
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If anyone is a Pavement fan, they’re doing a live session on Radio 6 at 6pm today. ( for our chums in all the former colonies, that’s 18:00 FY time)
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
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I think the best option would be to make all their Morlocks wear blindfolds whilst in the shitting/seating area. As well as discouraging the pied paedos from escaping, it would make life so much easier for this month’s manager.
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Hats off to HRA- he’s started the clusterfuck with a passion and dedication that you love to see. Are we expecting him to see Christmas in work, or will it be Gove/Hunt/Patel’s turn on the Shitter by then?
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Tory Conehead… hmmmm
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Now that you mention it, this rings a bell… …end.
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This needs further explanation please and thank you.
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No one is looking at her face.
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Mick Mahoney Super Goalie Na na na na na !
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We haven’t had a West Midlands thick racist Brexiter board invasion for a while, they were such fun* *they weren’t.
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Beiged YP. *I’m so sorry.
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I’ve just imagined a Beige saying Unai Emery in their awful brummie accent and now I want to bleach my brain. “ Oonoiy Imurooy”.
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Also, HRA is the second Tory PM in less than 5 months to have been fined by the Met for breaking the law on Covid rules.… laws they themselves wrote.
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This should be getting plastered all over every spare billboard. “ Strong and stable or chaos?”
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I reckon he’s going for Truss’ record, short-man competitiveness.
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Letting your Staffy piss on you isn’t a bath
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It would seem so, which isn’t a great endorsement for the other 300+ muppets on their side of the House. Can whichever journalist is going to dig up whatever dirt they have on HRA get the fuck on with it please?
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It isn’t. It’s about as fresh as our Iranian chum from the Other News thread. Iranian man who didn't wash for half a century dies at 94 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-63389045
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You said anal…
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Some?
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Rishi Sunak is an anagram of Hi Risk Anus. Just saying…
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I salute your optimism
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“Years of not bathing had left him with skin covered in "soot and pus”
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Iranian bloke who didn’t wash in over 50 years , for fear it would make him ill, had his first wash a few weeks ago. Dead at 94 today https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-63389045
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No, that’s Wayne Fereday man.
