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Monkeys Fist

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  1. “Years of not bathing had left him with skin covered in "soot and pus”
  2. Iranian bloke who didn’t wash in over 50 years , for fear it would make him ill, had his first wash a few weeks ago. Dead at 94 today https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-63389045
  3. Not sure who the chaffinch stood next to him is, but Peter Finch is looking good for his age.…
  4. Pretty sure it was Kevin Dillon mind.
  5. Not as good at headers once he’d died, tbh.
  6. Is it a Robin in a 1990 Greenalls home kit? OR IS IT A COMMON AS FUCKING MUCK CHAFFINCH??????
  7. “Common”- that’s why Gullis was shouting at it.
  8. Look at this little shit, all colourful and whistley … GET A JOB!!!!!
  9. “ Streak of attenuated gristle”
  10. I think it was the morning banter with Louise Minchin that got a lot of people.…
  11. Rayvin is so fucked off he’s not even said sorry.
  12. We not seeing the full picture of Sunak’s because the base is wider than the pillar is tall?
  13. Nail a KFC tray to one of these. Wouldn’t need to last too long.
  14. Chin up mate. As long there’s people like Mick around, they’ll never have it all
  15. Give it 24hrs or so. They can’t help themselves
  16. Sat Nav says right only. errm… boobs.
  17. Thanks - I wasn’t sure and, tbh, I felt a right tit.
  18. Super! Smashing! Great! BeigeCunts! You can’t beat a bit of Eddie.
  19. What’s going on? I nipped out earlier.
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