Monkeys Fist

I honestly had to check that. Fucking hell

Nowt to do with me

I thought you were joking. https://www.brentfordfc.com/en/news/article/brentford-partners-with-the-turmeric-co.-578250

Braverman as Foreign Secretary. Fuck me. This is going to be a pantomime.

“ I’ve made a terrible mistake”

Not sure, but the cheers would power the country’s wind turbines for a few weeks.

I suspect there’s more to this … … call me a cinik.

I’ve just noticed the date of the gig “ Ohh me lads, you should have seen them fewming!”

“ Make big savings by turning off the tv and having a a family session of excavating and collecting ear wax, which can then be made in to cheap, environmentally friendly candles, you poverty stricken cunts”

Put a slow cooker on in each downstairs room, leccy blankets upstairs, don’t forget to buy( or have a rich friend “donate”) a new fucking kettle. Happy Days!

They are, and always have been, a party of destruction. They’ve destroyed communities, unions, rights and now the country. I can’t think of one, single policy of theirs that benefitted the population as a whole, as opposed to the wealthy.

Morlockgedia promoting their favourite teayum again, marra. FGM

This is all a bit John Denver… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-62789877

No, cheeky fucker.… …trebuchet.

Quite apart from the blatant fascism, the sheer amount of terrible hair in those two pictures is astonishing

Instagram angles, innit Cheers though, I’ll take that.

I was doing it naked. Keeps the neighbours from giving it “ You can do mine next! Hur hur hur…” Twats.

This fucking thing… Knocking it down and cleaning up the bricks was a long, fun (not really) process. Then rebuilding the fucker, after work, whilst “learning” how to lay bricks, has been almost as fun. And yes, it’s so pissed it’s mates staged an intervention. Not far now…

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator Upload, copy and paste. *waits patiently

She has a freakishly long hand.

There’s even a massive underground car park/toilet within an easy waddle.

I’d erode her liberty and sell my kids to do it.