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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Since we’re on about mutts, this filthy cur is having his pink eggs off next week. RIP Dweezil’s knackers.
  2. Too skinny, be like rattling a xylophone.
  3. It’s so that when you squeeze his lemon, the juice runs down his leg.
  4. Charlotte from True Faith is looking good on the right as well, mind, eh? @sammynb
  5. It would be absolutely gold if Stoke knocked him back.
  6. Now I want to hear AP say ‘penguin’. 100% he’ll Cumberbatch it.
  7. That stretch of the line always has a “ 3:10 to Yuma” feel to it.
  8. If anyone wants the TL:DR, here you go…
  9. Divorce is an awful thing, but we’ve got your back, man.
  10. Welcome to the Civilised Club, we wipe, we leave.
  11. If we’re going the “ musician fans” route, I’m very disappointed in you Mr. Angry.
  12. A Damp. Describes Gemmill’s knickers after watching.
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