Monkeys Fist

Great interview that mind.

Made it to 11 seconds. I think I did well.

Not going to happen. We’re the lad who everyone knows has done the deed, arrives at the party with a 24 pack, then promptly disappears upstairs with the older sister of whoever’s party it is. We are supreme and we will win at least a cup this year.

My chips are dry, we’re fucking 3rd- Graeme* can lick iz. * absolutely typical that he’s got the unpopular spelling of his name.

Close enough, dude, close enough.

Ffs. Never mind, eh?

The fact that these two have come off, very sensibly, and we’re not shitting ourselves about collapsing as a result, as compared to the same substitutions 12 months ago, is just another indication of how good Howe is, and turboshit Bruce was.

Fucking hell

I’ve spent this first half prepping Sunday tea which is Beef in stout with mustard and parsley dumpling, as requested by Ms. Fist. As a result, I’m currently mildly scuttered but heading for gibberish by for full time. Love Sunday matches

Marriage in 7 words.

Did you give him any tips?

The absolute self belief that he’s going to sink that fucker from the moment he passes it and makes his run is a thing of beauty.

CT has just fainted, seconds after asking Mumsnet for knitting patterns.

Miiiigggy! He’s a fucking goal machine

Missed a trick here like Southampton- should’ve had Spitfires flying over

Wykiki is terribly vexed

“ Oooh, a vault!”

Other than the few million in Papa New Guinea, marra.

Plane crashes into Lake Victoria https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-63532896 Look at the name of the airline

Do you still have a quickie with the corpses before you hoy them in the sty?

IYP

Intentionally or not, he is absolutely hilarious. He’s also the perfect personification of the word Glaicky.