Monkeys Fist

Hmmmm… curiouser and curiouser.

If we did put up a statue of KK ( which I’d be fully onboard with), can you imagine the queues of fewmin’ six-fingered freaks lining up in the middle of the night to hurl abuse at it whilst having their picture taken on the family Nokia 3310? It could be a new tourist attraction, like the Ghost Walks in York and Edinburgh- “Sign up here for this evening’s “ Mackems Shouting at Statues” tour, starts at 2:30am, nose pegs provided.”

Having totally forgotten about this stuff, I’ll be picking up a jar the lime gear tonight after graft. Same crack- Nana used to feed us with the stuff.

Have you tried the Arctic variety?

Chunky or smooth?

Is it a vegan name?

I had to Google him- still none the wiser.

It’s All Gone Pete.

Lab…ia.

Try again shall we I reckon we’ll howk them. Lascelles hat-trick

Until he can’t afford the broadband …

Seems like you need a new LG TV with Dolby Atmos soundbar- it sounds crazy.…

Watching his lawyer sitting utterly motionless as the guy explains how he got the texts.

If we’re going for ships, Cutty Snark.

Not the first time the word dread has been associated with Mr. Taxi Rank’s genitals

Speaking of dropped balls, this lad is quite entertaining.

Dropped a bollock, so to speak?

He’s going to need a bit cash, like

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