Monkeys Fist

And yet, I’m the one with the reputation …

Well excuse me Mr. Fucking Ramsay! There’s definitely some top bollock on show in my original post.

The cleaners will have to be called in to wipe off the underboob sweat before the next twat gets up to speak.

That’s quite the claim Is your mate called Hugh?

Sorry Cath, but the shit fountain posts have had me snort-laughing ( Other than your Covid results, that’s a proper bastid).

Why have they all pooped in bottles? (Sitters )

Probably not what you want to hear, but aye, it does. Do you know where he was last seen? Hopefully he was just blackout drunk or balls-deep in some hooker and shows up sheepish and sharpish.

Indeed.

Him and Johnson can console themselves counting their after-dinner waffle wages.

Microwaves mate, microwaves.

1- Looks dirtier than a home seat at the SoS* 2-Likes knocking the crust off ancient tools 3- Has a snapper like a gutted rabbit * 4- Has bappage and pulse. I see nothing but positives. * based on nothing but my fevered imagination

Aye, there was a bit of an overload which caused me to lose interest. It is apparently possible to see too many Tuts.

I was just a nipper of 7 but I despised Lee for it. Supermac was my absolute hero.

Going for a hot shave must confuse the bejabbers out of him

Mark Kermit has spoken.

“ The On y ne Niquil!”

Preferably away tbh, so we can laugh at their flag efforts before obliterating them.

Browsing iplayer and watched a Janina Ramirez doc on the discovery of Tutenkhamun’s tomb by Howard Carter. I have to say it’s reignited my interest in Ancient Egypt and Big Tiddy Goth lasses.

Not on previous evidence

Lost my job at the keyboard factory yesterday-I wasn’t putting in enough shifts, apparently

When the cork gets stuck.

Apology accepted because, aye -it very much does.

Apparently he wrote that piece on his phone on the M25.

I never knew Mrs. LeazesMag was called Beryl.

Sweet David!!!