Monkeys Fist

Fucking pick that cunt out of the net, you scabby fuckers.

Neigh bours?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-nottinghamshire-62406915 “27-0 against Rock United”

She’s clearly not the subject though, you old fucking perv

You know that taking shots of unaware women (from waist level), on the metro is going to get you chinned? By a lass.

Just to say what’s already been said mate- hang on in there, there’s no shame in needing some help, especially after all that’s happened. Being aware of your problems is a huge step in addressing them, so take that positive and remember it, when it seems all that you can see are negatives. We all hope you get yourself sorted, well and happily sober as soon as you can.

Jones hit with $50 million damages bill in total for this case. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-62444302 He’s got other cases to settle too.

Hmmmm… curiouser and curiouser.

If we did put up a statue of KK ( which I’d be fully onboard with), can you imagine the queues of fewmin’ six-fingered freaks lining up in the middle of the night to hurl abuse at it whilst having their picture taken on the family Nokia 3310? It could be a new tourist attraction, like the Ghost Walks in York and Edinburgh- “Sign up here for this evening’s “ Mackems Shouting at Statues” tour, starts at 2:30am, nose pegs provided.”

Having totally forgotten about this stuff, I’ll be picking up a jar the lime gear tonight after graft. Same crack- Nana used to feed us with the stuff.

Have you tried the Arctic variety?

Chunky or smooth?

Is it a vegan name?

I had to Google him- still none the wiser.

It’s All Gone Pete.

Lab…ia.

Try again shall we I reckon we’ll howk them. Lascelles hat-trick

Until he can’t afford the broadband …

Seems like you need a new LG TV with Dolby Atmos soundbar- it sounds crazy.…

Watching his lawyer sitting utterly motionless as the guy explains how he got the texts.

If we’re going for ships, Cutty Snark.