Monkeys Fist

This explains a lot.

I bet Pickford is a sitter, the T-Rex armed filth monger.

Given their family name, you’d think they’d be able to spell Michael.

Indeed, life…ahh…finds a way

All you manky spelunkers, swabbing around Poop cavern blindly hoping to connect, clearly have something in common. Since your loudest and proudest proponent, Wi Pi Pi Gemmill is famously deficient in the forward trouser area, it’s just logical to conclude that you all have nothing stopping you either, as you blindly dab away from the front. I have to dry the tip after sitting, so my squat to wipe from the back is not only more hygienic in every sense, but a physical necessity due to my gi-fucking-normous man eggs and bairn’ses’ arm.

Clearly not you, shitdipper

The board is heading for a bigger split than the Great Civilised Stander/Filthy Sitters Rift of 20…wheneverthefuckitwas. Eyes vs Pies (charts…ish).

This xG is an ex-joke, it has ceased to be.

FYP

Nee bracelets! ( what’s Roger Waters doing to the right of her? ).

Definitely a scat site, then. “ Alreet Homs, welcome to me site ‘Wuh Aal Shit and Piss The Same’ I’d like to point out I have a far higher subscriber count than my Spurs counterpart. Lets down to business.… nnnnnnnnnnghaaah!”

That’s cracking.

To save everyone having to click the link Dorty Blake.

The Pink Pound is a lucrative market, so I hear.

The Knight seems to be a bit quiet these days… I’m beginning to think his nark might’ve been the Baconator himself?

Go large, etc.

close enough.

* Balmbrases’es’

Evidently

Aa went to Blaydon Races, 'twas on the ninth of June Eighteen hundred an' sixty-two, on a summer's efternoon; Aa muh nuh nu Balmbra's, na na na LADEN!, Diddly Pom de da da dah, that's on the road to Blaydon. OH ME LADS…

Howay then Craig, who is it?

Don’t they need, like, a venue?