Monkeys Fist

Q: What shall we do with this angry, violent, convict’s penis? A: Clicky

Sunglasses on

The Department of Booberology have just issued an official Pink-Nosed Puppy Alert. Having just driven through the city centre I can confirm the skeetatch is ridiculous- like BOGOF day at Tits-R-Us.

CT realising that, at 3cm, a gorilla’s lob on beats him by 2cm

Incoming! Incoming! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-62489808

Aye, when I was in the game the biggest players were the worst payers. It got to the point where we knocked work back from Tolent, Gallifords and the likes because it wasn’t worth the ballache of chasing your money.

You looked it up, though, didn’t you?

Gorillas have the smallest penis in relation to body size of all the Apes, so he’ll at least be authentic

I hope they’ve paid all their subbies, otherwise there’ll be a good few of them going down with them.

My Grandad had memorised the entire bus timetables for every bus from/to/travelling through the Killingworth, Westmoor, Forest Hall and Burradon area. By memorised, I mean he could see a bus passing, tell you which route it was, where it was going, when it’d be back, he was a fucking machine ( if he was alive today he’d be all over that map like a dog eating chips).

I remember watching When The Wind Blows by him, and becoming more traumatised as it went on. Not as traumatic as pictures of Denise Squrlch, but close. Anyway, here’s Lynda getting bummed by a gorilla.

Aye, who can forget those …bracelets

Lynda Carter might be in her 70s but I’d happily put her hip out.

Lamont Dozier, 81. Absolute fucking legend.

Not exactly “over”…

Right at the end, aye. Couldn’t have gone smoother if you’d covered it in lube

Drove my first artic wagon today. Didn’t kill anyone or crash, so that’s a good start

Also… ” Shall we give Da a dignified send off?” ” Nah, chuck him on the back of an old tranny”

The reg

Heresy!

‘ mean, all I wanted to do was talk about my beloved paradiddles, ‘mean, that’s what this forum is for?

Olivia Newton Gone, morer liker.

Steady on Ringo, you’re not even the best drummer in the band!