Monkeys Fist

10 pages before half time. Whats gannin’ on

Howe’s the bacon, did you say?

Fucking get in you useless Twat!

SMHP, tbf.

There’s 15 seconds of my life I’m not getting back, and 6 hours of CT’s gone.

No. Fish’s fondness for natter is what drove his Mrs. to Aldi “Neck Massagers” in the first place.

He’s calling you for dinner- Chinese mouse as an amuse bouche.

Just looked it up. Fucking hell- fair play to him for donating £5000 from his own brown envelope though..…

Can you imagine the pelters if the little shitweasel announced he had it too

I doubt it- now that Penfold is gone, someone has to get the brews for the coaching team.

whale oil beef hooked

But if it came from us they couldn’t spend it, because it’s dirty money, remember?

And a judge who was as impartial as Hitler.

Director of Trouser Commotion.

Fucking hell.… Since he’s now a free man, do you think he’ll be back out protecting property in the riots which are definitely about to kick off?

They had a “ Handing Over The Keys Of Light” ceremony when he bought them. Didn’t go well. MC- “ Whee’s keys are theese keys?” Mob- “The Don Keys!” Everyone- …

FYFYP

He’s too busy hoisting refugees back in to Belarus to bother with football.

It’d be great to get your lot in the draw-See you in the 3rd round… Oh…

Your post had an embarrassing lack of numbers, and a surfeit of words. I have corrected this rookie oversight.

“ SAFC would like to welcome our new director of seat cleaning, here’s the Marigolds and bleach, Row Z has a steamer on it.”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Power_(magazine) Now defunct magazine for Charva Wagons. He was definitely named after it