Monkeys Fist

The context changes it a bit- Red lad is taking a free kick and White lad strolls in front and kicks it away, getting a boot for his troubles. I’m sure Red lad is still a total fucking cunt, mind

Jimmy Greaves- 81. Jimmy Grieves, more like, etc. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/58613988

Aye, sounded like he was playing next door. 😑

Whatever the live concert is in Newcastle, last night, and tonight. I’m in my house, in Forest Hall.

Covert Penne-tration Squads?

Strange decision to use Joelinton at all. He’s fucking gash.

J69’s going to stride in there and give it some David Dickinson with hard cash. “ It’s over twenty years old, the most I’ll give you is £150…” * sweat breaks out in his top lip

You’re close.

Fuck me. Here come the costume dramas.

If his coffin isn’t pulled behind a C5 then we might as well give up.

Tbf he’s going to have to shell out for damp proofing on his Manchester slum rentals at some point in the future, so he needs every penny he can screw out of the club. Poor bloke… 😑

If they’re patient we won’t need to worry about the PL at all. * organises mass meeting on day of the game… no one can find where it is.

“ Faat Bastard! “

“ … and now I’ve got £561.00! “

Uvas congeladas is it’s best selling item.

Nice. 👍 The Side still exists, btw, runs from the quayside up alongside the Blackgate.

Obviously you’ll be using the hallmark to ensure it’s not over 300yrs old, and therefore “Treasure” ?

I actually watched it all the way through. Not a bad effort from the living Meme.

I loved him, but he was comedy Marmite. Here’s his moth joke, which gets me every time, even when I know it’s coming.

Gloomy fighting on like a WW1 grunt in the face of overwhelming opposition here His point about balance does actually stand up, mostly. For every Kuenssberg, you have a Maitlis, and a Wark. What’s changed ( and I’m talking specifically about BBC News), as Alex pointed out, is that the upper editorial team are all rampant Tories. Thats just fact. The county is on the brink of being unable to provide the food and goods that any western society would expect as standard and we’re hearing about a fucking Llama being shot because it’s riddled with TB, or Kim fucking Kardashian turning up to some do in a burqa. I’d expect at the very least, that the National broadcast channel would ask, in the strongest possible way, why Brexit has led to Mr & Mrs Gammon not being able to buy their usual, regular supply of Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Fresh Pastas, German lagers and that nice Côtes de Rhone that Muriel likes so much- you know, all that foreign muck they voted to not have access to…

She was nice, but this was better…

Teesiders man

Just noticed the arm sling

1- Fart or belch? 2- What does the smaller troglodyte say?