Monkeys Fist

The big giveaway that it’s not his video is that there’s 7 glasses. #billynomates

Which category am I then?

So, Angela Rayner, or Gemmill’s spankbanker, Nandy?

Look everyone, he’s in Morocco. (he isn’t )

“Even a boiled egg can look at a beech tree” #deepasafryingpan #bige #heronfoods #themethsiskickingin

Defended by a QC paid for by The Sun. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Kay_(journalist,_born_1943)

Imagine paying for grot.

Bruce in. Bruce out. Bruce “that’s never happened before”.

I feel sorry for Mrs. Bruce tonight. Pickled Onion Monster Munch breath right up her HooHa.

FYP

It draws attention away from the badly photoshopped can of tramps piss.

Wax on. Wax off.

Bring Deano with you- he’ll be able to talk potatoes with the natives and get you the local gossip.

Now seems as good a time as any to post this fucking radge

BJ, BIB, HTH,BS? Are you lads essembee? Anyway, you’re both wrong, so suck my BBs. ( on DDDDC, )

Le Gosh!

Days Gone free on PS+. It’s like an open world Last of Us, without the annoying fucking kid

Authentic 17thC Hi-Viz too. 👍

It’s the Old English way of spelling it- Modern English shortens it to cunt.

Say what you like but Epimenides had a nice family.

Since we’re on about gardens, I recently installed the Sinead O’Connor endorsed “Fuck the Pope Bird Table” in the back yard. Seems to work, so far I’ve seen seven owls and fifteen jays.

Here, let me help

The bloke on the right just said to his buddies ” We could use him as a condom”

Is he a Cretan or a liar, or both?