Monkeys Fist

“Jizz dribbling in to the box” ” Jizz has been lacking today- seems to be struggling to finish”. That’s it- I’m out of jizz puns

A commentators dream. “ He’s had Jizz in his pocket today” ” The first half has seen Jizz all over the box” ” Oh no Jeff! The referee’s blown and now he’s got Jizz in his face.” etc

He was up against Scary Spice- he’d want shot with shite if he’d lost Also, he looks like Fat Phstevie, Twitter’s greatest Geordie.

“ Like Pringles with fingers”

Thanks for that

The legendary graffiti in the bogs is gone, btw - They updated the bogs during the 1st lockdown and it went. Fortunately, I snapped a pic of some of the sheer poetry on display, for posterity

Found this article about the pub. https://www.pelliclemag.com/home/2020/5/25/it-takes-a-bridge-inside-newcastles-legendary-free-trade-inn

TV??? Pfft, I’m watching an organic stream from a crowd-funded community blog based in a small village in Bhutan.

That’s our song for sexy time.

That face when your arse is stinging from just being shafted, but your T-Rex arms can’t scratch it.

My lass works in sunderland, and I set her ringtone to The Duelling Banjos from Deliverance whenever I ring her. I make a point of calling her everyday at work

Drinking pints in his attic with a woolly hat on, punching the fuck out of his Wilkinson’s desk. Prime Mackem.

Does that mean Trump wore a massive fat-suit for at least 5 years, ready to whip it off and don the Biden mask? The denpressure is getting to them.

Right next to the best boozer in Newcastle- The Free Trade.

The disrespect over these last two pages is getting out of control. I’ve no problem with Newcastle fans criticising our manager… except when they criticise him. I’ve been on this board for over 500 posts criticising managers, so I’m experienced, and I never make excuses, but give him a break- the bloke is being strangled by his own chins. Can we just roll our sleeves up and dust our selves down? Wibble

I couldn’t agree more.

Cheers mate. I’ll give that a look. 👍

He’ll be back in 18-20 years, with good behaviour.

Are Eno’s tits as good as Toyah’s ?

My 13yr old daughter has just come stomping down the stairs and demanded that I “turn that weird stuff off!” Isn't it meant to be the other way round?

Shall I delete this for you?

Remember the last time we sang about them selling a player to another club?… … no, me neither.

Black don’t crack.