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Nice one mate, the Apollo stuff and documentary is new to me. Another Green World was pretty much my starting point, and I’ve just realised Deep Blue Day is on the Apollo album. 👍

I’m having a delve in to Eno’s ambient stuff. I’ve no idea why it’s taken me so long to actually do this, pretty much every track of his that I’ve heard, I’ve liked. Right up my alley ( fnarr, etc). Any particular recommendations are welcome.

After a few beers and an Episode of Banzai! I was definitely speaking it.

Eehm n Eerm.

Trying to get builders to do as they’re told is like eating soup with a fork.

By any chance?

Tyson. RIP https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55851522

Proof he’s stuck in 1990s. He thinks people still send letters.

Ffs people, he was going for an eye test.…

Notice how every shitty employer’s response was, “ The safety of employees is our priority…” which translates in plain English to “ We couldn’t give a fuck”.

Just had a humbling moment there. Have a bloke decorating my house at the minute - got chatting to him and turns out he's a pilot on furlough. He's taken up work as a decorator to try and pay his mortgage. He’s not that good at cutting in, but he did a great job on the landing.

Essembee was there on 30th February 1970 when a screaming horde of CWD’s retook the Fulwell and then compared kitten heels.

If only they’d supported the hospitality industry better and loads of hotels hadn’t closed.

What a cunt- he’s not even housebarrassed about it.

I posted one of my favourite shite ( and a bit lacist) jokes somewhere on here the other day. Q: What do you call a Chinese Lass with a food processor on her head? A:

The Barley Mow was similar- cracking boozer in it’s day.

Is it Chinese?

Let’s just send Thoughts and Prayers to the 100,000+ bereaved families, that’ll do the trick.

Sarah Beeny “This double-fronted property is well-maintained but needs its back doors kicking in. “

That’ll be on some Props blokes’ CV. First Job- Apprentice Shit Sculptor on The Cack Whisperer.

If you look in the toilet and say “ Cunt” three times he’ll turn up though.

Imagine the thought process she had where she came up with the gimmick- “ I’ll sift through fat bastard’s shite”

Personally, I think once BRAAAP! gets round to sacking COVFEFE we’ll end up with someone like PENG.

Speaking of house shows, that bald Tory cunt from Location x3 is currently picking up wedge for doing Wickes ads, where he repeats the made-up word “housebarrasment” ad nauseum. I hope a wall falls on him.

From a place that sold the same “doctorate” in the same subject to one of her fiercest critics for $60.… in the name of his dead cat. If @TheGingerQuiff reads the “directions for use” leaflet on his next box of Kamagra, he’ll be as medically trained as McKeith.