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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Come on lads, with the salad in the middle of the plate this is virtually health food.
  2. CT’s mushroom has just released spores.
  3. 19 years ago today. Shearer, camped out in Keane’s head, rent free
  4. My old man has days, at the most, left. Good luck to anyone trying to stop me seeing him. It’ll be The Rule Of Five.… Five Knuckles.… I’ll hit them
  5. He knows where the rest of his kids are.
  6. A Flock of Illegulls. ( coat already fetched ).
  7. I hope you don’t talk about fashion, either
  8. Can’t be spoiling the fun of our betters, now, can we?
  9. Maybe Amazon will give them their own barely disguised copycat show - A Question of Gammon?
  10. I’m getting the yellow paint ready. It’ll all be going off.
  11. Who knew skateboards were such a danger?
  12. I’m going to call him ZZ Bottom from now on.
  13. He looks very “excited” to be stood next to it. Much like he stood next to their stadium.
  14. Toots Hibbert, reggae legend, has died at 77. Looks like C19 got him. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54129388 and, of course,
  15. Pirate walks in to a bar with a ship’s wheel glued to his balls. Barman says “ I don’t know how you can bear that?” Pirate says “ Arrrr, ‘tis driving me nuts!”
  16. Lawrence Dalaglio by the looks of that tackle
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