Monkeys Fist

Also looks like it’s parked round the back of a Chinese…

He’s developed multiple chins to make the constant criticism easier to bear- Bruce is Natural Selection personified. If he wasn’t so thick-skinned he’d be about 9 stone.

Does it drive a taxi in Boldon?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-55788542 ”Former Brexit MP dies in diving accident… near his home in the Bahamas” Ffs, cheeky cunt.

Tell you what Alex, you’re the spitting image of Gazza… 😉

Could’ve done with a cherry tomato on top, tbh.

Is this a new game? Souness and Lippi both have heads.

They did too when you did.

Cheers , but that’s for the whole season, isn’t it? I meant in 2021

Any one be arsed to find out how many shots on target this year? I’d be amazed if it’s double figures.

To be fair, you were spot on.

So, what you’re saying here is that Bruce is doing a great job, and it’s not his fault. 😉

HET, SGHC.

Brucey Bingo Card for tonight/rest of his time here; ”We just have to dust ourselves down” ” We need to roll our sleeves up” ” You don’t need to tell me that wasn’t good enough…” ” We just need that bit of luck” ” Pickled Onion Monster Munch please” ” I’ve been in the game long enough to know…”

We’re going downhill faster than the boarders.

Imagine.…

IPlayer?

Waiter! Bill please!

What are your thoughts on the friendship of Cheryl Cole and Will.I.Am?

House!

As an allegory for our entire club, the Marios look like they’re moving, but they’re not. (Anything’s better than watching us, eh?)

The boat in the tunnel but is still fucking terrifying.

I’ve just made a pepperoni, a Margherita, a ham and a pesto chicken pizza, and no longer feel like I’m slumming it having watched that abortion.

There’s your answer Gloomy