Monkeys Fist

Which one is the worse cunt here? Hard to tell…

Antarctic Gooners reprezent! Fam.

“Watching the sun come up over the fish market” Minging.

Certainly more animated.

At least we’ll know who to blame.

Ah, a fellow Bremnerphobe! Haven’t seen him stinking up the screen in a while, but I think he’s Life President of the Resting Smug Face society.

Yes.

I know the above is a piss take, but imagine being as miserable as Souness, all day, every day.

I get the impression the fruit didn’t fall far from the tree- they’re both massive cunts.

Reverse Cool Hand Luke

The same Adam Armstrong we sold two years ago? Planning.

Win win, then.

I knew you’d appreciate that.

Anyone ever made Chinese Tea Eggs ( sfw)? I’m after making some for my Miso noodles and wondered if you chaps have any tips/shortcuts? I’ve found this recipe which looks fairly straightforward, (I’ll be using the five-spice option), bonus being you can keep them in the fridge for up to 5 days. https://omnivorescookbook.com/chinese-tea-eggs/

Segways. ( I genuinely thought you were doing it as a Ryderism ).

It was presented by Aldi Rory Bremner, Rob Curling You’ll have to ask Meenz for the gooner reference though ( Solely due to my somewhat pathological hatred of Rory Bremner, I also dislike this bloke, just thought you might want to know that. )

Nope, it’ll come to me , probably in the middle of some deathly dull job safety training course or something, 3 months from now.

Sedgeways

Meenz on fire with his obscure mid-90s daytime quiz knowledge

Two posts since May. Unusually vocal for a gooner.

Is that a Bad Lip Reading or did he actually come out with that drivel?

Why are we giving work to this filthy immigrant? Surely there’s a good, honest, hard-working, and sensible Brit who can do this job? Why-oh-why won’t the political elite acknowledge the sterling work Nigel Farage has done for Queen and country. Wibble.

Love that. (It reminds me of something but I’m buggered if I can place it.).

There’s a local journalist in Devon who wrote the line “Things came to a head” and sat back, cracked a can, and went…

Snappy.