Monkeys Fist

The world of Budgie Fanciers is in mourning. RIP big lad.

Good news for Mrs CT, give her my best wishes. ( Brace yourselves lads, he posted this 30 minutes/2 pints ago… … in another 15 minutes/1 pint he’ll be riding the wave of peak drunkenness and we’ll learn about the latest hobby )

# rentfree, eh Ibrahim?

Actually the more I think about it, the more I reckon Trump knows he’s on a loser tbh. Think about last time- he had the armed idiot groups, rallies every other fucking day, his family were all over the campaign, even his wife showed her sharp face at the odd event. This time, no armed groups, I haven’t seen either of his idiot sons this time, just that coked-up daughter-in-law, his Mrs. is clearly too busy banging her boyfriend, and Trump himself seems on another planet- have you seen the two recent rallies where he played songs and “danced” for 40 minutes at one, and just wandered about on stage for a quarter hour at another? Remember the reports from inside his camp when Harris announced she was running, saying that he just fell in to a malaise and refused to do anything for a week or two? And his choice of running mate???? Wishful thinking probably, but this run is nowt like the last two.

I haven’t seen anything like the level of organised idiots in this election run-up compared to the Proud Boys and the rest of them last time. Possibly because most of them are locked up now, but I also reckon the remaining ones shit their pants when they saw the sentences being handed out. I also suspect that the homeland security agencies will have those that remain absolutely pinned down with surveillance and infiltration. Thats not to say we won’t see a bunch of Gravy Seals out with their guns again come the election, but it doesn’t feel like the level of that particular lunacy is the same?

ASM- 4 seasons, 12 goals. AG10- 1 season , 14 goals… so far. Chook chook! ( you ok hun, PM me, yeah?).

He says he lives down a dirt track. Doesn’t mention a house , which, given the level of detail he’s put in to things that didn’t happen, I can’t see him leaving that out. El Bampo.

I doubt he even remembers who Farage is. Gemmill’s mates comments about the polling make a lot of sense. It fits in with the total lack of any need for truth on the American Right, and as he says, gives them something to squawk about when ( please, please), Harris wins. If Trump somehow does win it, America, Us, Europe, and particularly Ukraine are in big trouble. He can’t win, can he? They’re not that fucking stupid, are they? * * yes, I know, they are.

To close what?

Low life?????? Cheeky fucker Correct, but still cheeky…

Tbf, I don’t think he’s been running anywhere for a good few years…

Oh , you silly thing. You’ve really gone and done it now.

Aye, he sullied our turf for a couple of seasons before fucking off to join the Pistols- equally successful there. 😉

Nah- Eddie’s already said he’s getting subbed off at 30mins and replaced with … Cricket score incoming

This puts a whole new slant on things tbh. I was fairly confident we could get a win here until I saw this, but unfortunately I’m going to have to break with tradition and say 5-0 to us. Brace from Shearer, same from Ferdinand. Pair of og’s from Lebouef.

This one is for our pals down the road, but it also holds true for anyone within a few metres of Denise S’s horses mouth.

Ffs. Presumably he had insurance?

Useful????

Turns out Gloomy’s not the Messiah

So, the bike was overtaking stationary traffic? Oof.

Part of his extension stipulates that he must attend night school, so that’ll be addressed, your Maj.

“These two Eastern Europe men in a white van are in your area and WANT TO STEAL YIUR DOG, EVEN IF YOU DON’T HAVE A DOG!”