Monkeys Fist

I reckon the council could’ve saved a fortune on the demolition of that tower block in Walker this weekend. Just give HMHM a curry and a night on the piss and he’d have it flattened next morning.

They dead, like?

You seen the team sheet like, Breadstick?

Online or did you get it in Town?

Not quite as bad as joining the Mud Ckub, but I’ve only just, today, this fucking morning in fact, discovered that there is a second pair of blackout curtains in my truck, that drop down alongside my bed. Ffs… No more hanging towels to try to block out light.

It’ll end up as another “Destination “ bar full of wankers, I expect.

There’s nowt else to do in Berwick, other than shit your pants.

This clip seems appropriate … ( It’s the end of The French Connection).

Worth it for his lass’s chebs.

@Dr Gloom, so sorry to hear about your mate’s tragic loss, man. What a horrible situation you find yourself in too- all you can do is be there for your mate when he needs you, but don’t forget about yourself. I imagine you’re also grieving the loss of the little girl, and it’s important you allow yourself time to do so. Other than that, not much more I can add to what the lads have already said.

If everyone just pretends it’s one of their own, problem solved with a bonus boost to civic pride.

Careful with your mincer ankles.

Rape Rape Buttery Biscuit Rape. Dorty bassa-never liked him.

Falconry images ✅

Watched the Lucan documentary mentioned a few pages back. Firstly, poor bastard- adopted to then find out your bio mam was murdered by Lucan. No wonder the bloke is a bit messed up. The end left me more than a little frustrated. The argument that Neil put forward for it being Lucan was just as valid as the argument against, I thought, but, presumably since the old fella hasn’t been nicked, there’s more compelling proof to keep him at liberty. Surely DNA would settle the issue?

What a horrible situation PL. Is putting him in a no-kill rescue centre an option or not? Either way, you’re losing the little fella which is going to be rough.

*sighs.

Niiiiice. Is it white, aye?

Ffs

Offside, ffs

You been going through his bins?

This is how The Queen used to ask for grapes… … as you were lads