Monkeys Fist

I’d piss myself laughing if The Fat Cunt bought them ( assuming we are sold next Friday )

Don’t worry about it, I’ve just rang my mentor at Pedants Anonymous and told him I’ve lapsed again.

Just for Wykiki and Polarboy, aka The Dyslexic Duo, it’s Krafth. K.R.A.F.T.H Like the shitty cheese spread, but with the wrong Ian Watkins stuck on the end.

8 Ace.

Is that the Manchester spelling?

Just the usual TT treatment

Rayvin is absolutely thrumming with excitement at the prospect of boatloads of “positive and sunny” young Chinese lasses turning up here.

FYP.

After the bag of frozen mixed veg, so you can use the steam as stock.

Shedathon.

Dr. Groom.… … err…maybe not.

It will soon enough if these Right Wing cunts aren’t stopped. “ You have been found guilty of; 1) Holding views that are unsanctioned by The Party 2) Being Poor 3) Unemployment 4) Having skin darker than Party guidelines allow. 5) Excessive use of food banks. * choose any combination of the above You are sentenced to 5 years hard labour for Taylor Wimpey ( a Rees-Mogg subsidiary) Inc. Build, build build. Take them down”

Fucking scandalous that this isn’t reported by The Tory Propaganda Channel BBC. Although neither are remotely surprising.

When they came up with that character, do you think they were aware of what Blart meant over here?

That’s quite a range.

Disc brakes? On a scooter ( that stand would give CT’s mushroom a run for its money in the “so small it’s pointless” stakes too!)

It looks like he’s on a very expensive yacht, too. Wonder if he’s got as much tit sweat as the running pic?

Thanks Graeme, now I really want to know what Pardew and Hippo Heed think about it. Honestly.

No.