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    Cyrille Regis inducted into football's Hall of Fame https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-50026575 Shame it didn’t happen while he was around to see it.
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    @Kid Dynamite Schmecken Schmecken eh?
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    It’ll be a fire risk in California unless they use a gallon of lube.
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    Alexei Leonov- the first man to do a spacewalk, died aged 85. The tale of his space walk is pretty mental. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50017409
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    “Coming in your ears”?
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    “ monstrosity programmes”
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    You can google precisely how talented she is.… … so I’m told
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    Not as bad as whoever wrote this literary nails on a blackboard... “more typically used for boiling tea or pasta water” Boiling fucking tea???? I don’t even drink the stuff and I’m offended.
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    I think even JRM thinks JRM looks like a fiddler.
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    “You know, those are the opposite roads, that happens. I won't say it ever happened to me, but it did.” I put this through Google Translate and it came back “Language detected; Retard”
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    NSFW.
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    Aye, worryingly, the strongest, (and thickest) advocates for it in my personal experience have all been 30-40s.
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    Why the fuck would Arteta ( and Dyche and Hughton, Keane too),want anything to do with Netto FC ?
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    Who do you think your lot will replace Ross with? Also…
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    Aye, Simon Jordan can fuck off, too.
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    I’d take a cheeky little civil war if it eradicates the 52%ers.
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    Ba da da daaaah! Good times never seemed so good.
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    I can think of two reasons
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    Our PM - Piccaninny Man
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    I feel sorry for Fish Jr. Fish-“ I think the character progression between season 1 and 2 leaves a lot to be desired- what’s the motivation for him to keep returning to the garden, and why does he constantly fall over? Without a canonical origin, we’re just left hangin…” Mrs. Fish-“ It’s Iggle Piggle…Iggle fucking Piggle! “
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    Someone’s had a beer
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    Chuck Barris and Timmy Mallet have as much in common as Looney Toon and wit.
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