Monkeys Fist
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If only there was someone who’s job it was to COACH those kind of errors out of them. -
Funny you mention clean-the name Bamburgh comes from the Anglo-Saxon “Bebbanburg”, which translates as “polish those fucking stones, serf!”
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Here’s a nice one.
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He’s asked for a glass coffee table as a wedding gift.
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Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
As shitty as the Cesar jury are, you’ve also got to say that anyone still working for the cunt wants shot with shit too- actors, cameramen, musicians, the lot. -
How could you tell?
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“ Go and show your Granda Essembee how to use the quote function son” ” Arrr Daaad! It took 6 years to show him how to use the tv remote man!”
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” Ooh dear” Thats Level 100 Dad Grunting.
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I’ll bet they don’t even speak the language…
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”Caronavirus”
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Fucking immigrants…
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You’re on fire today, mind.
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/ado-den-haag-alan-pardew-training-fans-ultras-tactics-protest-2000713- 10610 replies
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Imagine how disappointing it must be to bravely battle against a terminal illness, but then ultimately succumb to it, and then have this wibbling cunt turn up with his scythe and robes.
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Aye, artisan strippers though, with local yeast.
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I remember driving up Wensleydale the day before the referendum and it being a sea of “Leave” banners. You can’t fix stupid.
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Fuck me. I’ve just eaten the Cake.
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Was she wearing a loud shirt in a built up area?
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Did you send our innocent new member those bar pics?
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You can’t leave us hanging like that man!
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Leighton incoming?
