Monkeys Fist
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Shaddap you face Costruttore di strade et Terrorista.
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Translation for the Shandy Drinkers- “ She has turned my children against me. Please pour me some Irn Bru with a bit of heroin in it”
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Has your Mam been?
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Shaddap you face.
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I’m sure there’s a spare statue knocking about.
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Did you speak to Peter or Roger?
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Woodpeckers tongues are so freakishly long that they have to wrap them around their skull. https://youtu.be/MGNliAwUQKs
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Religion- mental
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He’s probably forgotten about it already. “ Eye-ran? Who? Where’s my cheeseburger?”
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So yeasty she’s baked her own bun?
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Great example of how to use a kitchen axe.
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How did you find working with NJS?
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Notice that’s not a denial.
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Odd that
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Aye, and I guarantee 90% of Tory voters didn’t read it ( the manifesto).
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Cabbage Heed Halfwits v Rochdale's Groomers
Monkeys Fist replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
Mackems will have an existential crisis- “ whee do wuh ‘ate more, Marra?” -
Aye, but it’s what the people want…
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You have Eoin McLove, so you do.
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I know, Spar, posh twat.
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@Renton’s been kicking off on holiday… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-51013458
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Is Groomsport a hotbed of Irish sunderland fans, then?
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