Monkeys Fist

Anyone in Southern Italy? Stromboli has just gone BOOM! https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=0ahUKEwirnYaNuZnjAhUM_RQKHc4LBWYQzPwBCAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.forbes.com%2Fsites%2Frobinandrews%2F2019%2F07%2F03%2Fa-huge-explosion-just-rocked-italys-stromboli-volcano-heres-what-happened%2F&psig=AOvVaw3U6HwnT4T4501ibESMhNAd&ust=1562267233280585 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48857422 One dead so far.

Off for three weeks to the Heather platform in an hour. 2nd trip and I’m running the ropes show. Shiting it

Has pulse. Absolutely.

The Only Way is Down.

That’s what we’ve come to expect from the 2014 Pride of Trinity Mirror Group award winner.

Which striker worth having would come to us in our present state?

Ffs.

Game of Kings. Should’ve used the white pieces, mind

She’s just flapping her lips there, isn’t she.

It might be time to abandon the Arsenal model…

What are you doing still up? Get to bed! Now!

Oof! Studs up!

It was way more marginal than the fucking elbow to the face from one of the Yanks earlier.

It was a Fanny’s hair’s width

England Bints have just equalised. Maybe.

Headlines don’t wrote themselves

“PE Sports”

Knight Ryder!!! How’s Micky and Mala?

The Robledos. Calm down Stevie

That was John and Yoko, wasn’t it?

“ House Special Chow Mein fo yee is it, Mala??? fuckin la-de-da! “

“ Divvent be shy with the prawn crackers, neither Micky lad!”

But only if they show willing and buy a box at St. James first.

“ We tried to get our deals over the line, but we just can’t compete with the likes of Sheffield…”