Monkeys Fist

Beyond belief isn’t it ? Long may it continue.

They’re going through the “anger” and “denial” stage just now, give them time, 6 months or so, and they’ll be claiming Rafa as a MLF.

It is, I was thinking of another lass, used to be an athlete- Kathy Tayler.

Alistair fucking Pirrie Who’s this lass with him, sure she was a presenter.

According to this we should give them possession

I really fancy United for a win on Boxing Day.

Beaten to death near his gaff- Club At The End Of The Street.

Eats his own face off while wasted in Russia- Krokodil Rock.

Head smashed in by people in the back seat not wearing seat belts - Passengers. The barrel bottom is getting thin, here

Scared to death by his pet pressing a loud, old-fashioned car horn behind him- Honky Cat.

Power surge to his mains-powered prostate tickler- Electricity.

Blue Eyes, Shirley.

Dies in a house fire- Candle in the Window.

Hazel O’Connor was shite.

Myocardial infarction- Don’t Go Breaking My Heart.

I’m surprised she can speak so clearly with Johnson’s cock in her mouth.

The gift that keeps on giving.

As eternally amusing as that bushpig is, this walking advert for bad barbering and dentistry is even better https://youtu.be/rBSCfmbVDYY Bushpig is at 30s in. This absolute pearler is from 34s on “ You worried?” ” Not werried at all, tharrin a diffrunt leygue. If we were playing Rotherham and Burton Albion weeyk in an weeyk out wey’d be top of the Leygue anarl!”

Evil genius. However, that does then deny our own future generations of the sheer delight and delicious hatred of them that we’ve so thoroughly enjoyed. Also, seeing them exist in a state of permanent misery as they yo-yo between League 1 and 2, making new alliances with Forest Green Rovers and Salford City , seems a far greater, and longer lasting pleasure, than the short lived but undoubtedly hilarious fact of them ceasing to exist would bring?

You can just picture him and Brewce, absolutely spackered on Fosters, collapsed in the back alley of the Sgt.Peppers, covered in empty packets of pork scratchings and scampi fries. “ Aah… aah fucken…ah fucken love you mind, Steven” ” Ahh, ch…cheers Lee.… (burp)… giz that last bag o’ Seabrooks man…”