Monkeys Fist

If anyone missed it, it’s on BBC iPlayer for a week only.

Don’t suppose you have a link to the full movie, do you?

5 minutes I won’t get back.

Bloke sidles up to Gloomy at the party… ” Got any pills, Doc?” Gloomy- “ Aye, multivitamins or ibuprofen?” Happy 40th, you dodderer.

Has no one yet been held to account over it?

This is a privately run event, though. Has as to be said, mind, no one took a blind bit of notice, me included. “ Aye, ok mate. “ Watch him waddle off in to the crowd… ” Who wants a sparkler then, Fistlets?”

What about the women that were there, I expect they’ll be getting charged too?

I took my lot to the display at Blue Flames tonight. A firework display. With loads of families. There were stewards going round, stopping people from lighting sparklers. At a firework display. p

That’s fucking disgraceful.

Bit harsh, he’s only a cripple.

Paraplegic man drags himself through airport http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45765767 Seems a bit feckin daft to me, mind. The airport offered an apology and offered to take him through on a wheelchair, pushed by a member of staff. He refused, and is now attempting to sue the airport. Seems like a bit of a throbber, tbh.

Anyone seen any shrinking horse baallz then?

Aye, what the Maori said

Someone accused Rockstar of making its dev staff pull 100hr weeks in the run up to RDR2 release. Lots of Rockstar devs then took to Twatter to flat out deny it. I’d link examples but IDNGAFF.

Would explain this

Oof!

Eh? A dull John Redwood? Implying Redwood couldn’t send an entire arena in to a coma simply by walking up to the dais.

He’d be the new Peter Viggers- Duck Pizza Moat.

Fixed that for you, you fucking creeper.

* deletes Mumsnet.