Monkeys Fist

Given the demands on their time from training etc, perhaps he should consider an intensive learning course- like, ooooh, I dunno, maybe something like a concentrated Nazi camp

100k p.a? Does he run his own landscape gardening company or something??

Looks like Batten bought his wig from a Viz advert.

Barton is an intellectual. It’ll have been “ fucking Adolf!”.

Never, ever, underestimate just how fucking stupid the vast majority of ordinary people are.

ffs.

Job done. Why do you think they concocted Brexit ?

Jetholic, or more Caw?

The idea of turning the pitch around was seriously considered during the Keegan era, the idea being to build the Gallowgate up and out over the road , like the plans linked above but as a more continuous U shape around the three unrestricted sides. Of course, The Fat Cunt selling the land off has scuppered that, alongside his deep pockets and short arms. (My brother did a lot of design work for the club at the time, and I remember him talking about it in some detail. )

All good points, particularly the last one.

He had beautiful legs.

As a staunch non-fan of Gervais, get fucked.

Similar to the difference between a twat and an utter twat.

“Who? Adam Holter? Never heard of her”.

I’m very staunchly atheist, but I totally understand people being upset by this. It’s not just some church, it’s a national symbol, not to mention that it’s an incredible building. Not believing in the Big Fellow doesn’t stop me being gobsmacked every time I walk in to Durham Cathedral, for example, and I’m sure if that went up in flames we’d be equally upset.

Me too. It was quite the romp

Mackem Logic

What a fucking charlatan. He’s not expecting/doesn’t want to go up, does he?

Jose Enrique: Ex-Liverpool and Newcastle defender given all clear by surgeons https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47942648 Nice to hear.

Trump is probably having a stroke from trying not to Tweet “ You’re Fired” at Macron.

I don’t think that’s a worry any more. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/notre-dame-cathedral-fire-spire-video-fall-collapse-paris-france-a8871531.html The Parisians must be miserable.…