Monkeys Fist

One of CT’s bong partys?

She’s like a female to male trans, who then, as a bloke, became a transvestite.

Neither of them have ever won a Checkatrade trophy.

This fucking Knacker Winlaton arsonist accidentally set fire to himself https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-47739403

Mary Glindon?

Poundland Wolverine?

Of course, The Sultan is the living embodiment of a pious Muslim who follows the Koran to the letter… … when he’s not shagging under-age lasses from his harem, off his nut on booze and coke, in his gold plated palaces.

Its almost like the whole thing is a terrible idea and should never have been put to referendum. How Moonface Pigfucker has got away with it, relatively scot-free, is a source of amazement to me.

What filling would you rather have in your shit sandwich? A1: Greasy kebab dribble turd A2; Chunky sweetcorn fibre log A3; Black Slug Guinness shits A4; Dont know.

Aye.

“ Tighten your seatbelts”

They’ve missed the word “Sleeves” off their nickname, silly boys.

“ Cressida my dear, I’m afraid things aren’t looking rosy financially” ” Oh Bertie, please say it isn’t so!” ” I’m afraid so my dearest, I’ve already sold the family silver, the lodge in Gstaad has gone, and the twins have had to move to day-school…” ” Oh dearest, please don’t say what I think you’re about to say… anything but that!” ” We have no option my sweet, the Nappy Collection has to go… I’ve a man from Bonhams coming this afternoon”

Found a new hobby for our resident clown shoe. Might come in handy in a couple of years when his ringpiece gives up the ghost. 'I paid £160 for a pair of limited edition nappies' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-47319641 ( Also, can our Edinburgh contingent please seek out this woman and give her a slap? Cheers )

You’ve missed the point of the article, which thousands have read.

I’m torn, to be honest- It’ll be fucking hilarious if they go down and get their arses handed to them, but the comedic value of them actually winning and celebrating the fucking thing might just top it.

It’s fucking mint, mind.

“Anyone know any good coaching inns where I can water my horses?”.

Whilst trying to rebuff Sir Cuntalot Letwin’s attempts to get a vote on alternatives to her train wreck in Parliament today, The Lizard had the barefaced cheek to come out with this… ”No government could give a blank cheque to commit to an outcome without knowing what it is” The cheeky fucker!

LOL! Laters

He’s in good company, mind. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-reveals-how-her-faith-in-god-makes-her-certain-she-is-doing-the-right-thing-a7442616.html%3Famp

“RTGed” your post

Yeah, but…