Monkeys Fist

Because you never had one. You’ve tried to claim “biker culture” as the reason you wore Nazi paraphernalia, yet you have no available photos of you with a bike, any fucking bike to be honest. Just like you’re lying about that thing above being the same vest as your Nazi one. The one above has a very clear, unmistakeable Levi’s tag on the left breast pocket. Your Nazi one doesn’t. Did you sew it on later?

So when you sold your moped, you deleted all the pics of you on it, did you? Wiped them all out… Photocide.

Strange that you posted this then… Bit of a, well… Nazi outlook that, isn’t it? Where’s the photo of your bike, with you on it?

What brand do you smoke?

And this bloke gave it to you because you gave him a fag?

Which year?

Where?

Show us your bike, Adolf.

BMW bike, you fucking donkey.

Oh, you’re Romanian now are you? This gets better by the minute. (Still waiting for the pic of you on your beloved bike)

I was expecting a BMW, to be honest

Mustn’t have needed much work on the car, then.

What bike did you have?

No mate, you’re not. He had the courage of his convictions.

Denser than a lead roof.

Course you don’t. And you’ve also deleted every single picture of you on one… biker culture.

No bike though, is there?

Public service.

I’ve posted a blacked-out picture from your twitter profile, which is very much in the public domain. If you like, I’ll post the unedited one? ( although, all anyone need do is google image search the one above and it’ll bring up the full horror show as the first result … oops! ). Don’t come on here and play the WUM, then whine like a little bitch when you get called out, Dicky. How’s your meniscus?

That’s my family you’re taking about there, you filthy animal.

You’re not the sharpest tool in the box, Dicky, are you?

What bike have you got. Lets see a pic of you on it, wearing the vest.

When such an obvious WUM as wor Dicky signs up with an email address that is “his full name@ilovenazis.com ( ) it’s hard to resist. One part of that email may not be entirely accurate.

Theyre almost as confused as our friendly German-Roma Nazi Tory friend.