Monkeys Fist

When it’s on Jimbo’s telly…

You’re using too many words, lads- remember, our Boldon Boy doesn’t do reading. Here’s CT, his thoughts, and Brexit in general, in one, easily digestible image. ( no, you can’t eat it, you globular glutton)

It’s still the 13th here in civilisation. But… Happy Birthday, you cunt

Bloody Cockneys!

Needs more… … frets.

Were you a naughty boy?

Everyone was smaller in those days due to lack of vitamin D, because everything was in black and white until 1969.

Wykiki is a bus wanker

Gordan Bennett! You’re right though, proper legend. RIP

Yes, they artery. Probably all in vein though.

Taxi and private hire drivers to face enhanced checks http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47205790

If Great Britain was a person, geographically Wolverhampton is the Biffens Bridge/ The Taint/ That Useless Bit Next to Your Shitbox.

I hope you run out of fucking spuds again.

Aye

12th man scored for them.

Pick the bones out of that, Yam Yam cunts 😂

Game needs more tits

‘‘Twas ever thus.

That’ll be the lads who just couldn’t drag themselves away from the warm welcome, warmer beer, and re-warmed chips at Wolverhampton’s shittest top pub.

Best of luck mate! Finding work and contracts isn’t too hard when you’re self employed, getting the fuckers to actually pay you for said work is the tricky bit.

I’m doing it at AIS in North Shields mate. Pool day is Wednesday, so I’ll let know how much I shit myself in the chopper drill.

Aye, mainly setting up and supervising some other fucker hanging off a rope- suits me I’ve succumbed to the filthy offshore lucre.