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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Our version of Kicky the Can has two teams. The can had 5 sticks laid across the top, each team would roll/throw a tennis ball at the can to knock it over. Whichever team did this first would scatter and hide. The other had to stack the sticks back on the can, then find the other team. If a hiding team player managed to get to base and kick the can, all his captured team were freed. We’d play this for hours.
  2. Kicky the Can*, you mean ? *those unfamiliar with the game will be shocked to learn how you rescued your captured team mates.
  3. That’s minging. It looks like a shittier version of the NTL tops from 2001ish. And they were fucking wank.
  4. What are the odds on the Paedo returning if they fail to get promoted this season? He’s getting out soon, isn’t he?
  5. I made it 1:30 in, then had to go and purge myself.
  6. Me too. “ Tuggy” “Nana” “Mam” and “Pet” , I reckon.
  7. You’re using too many words, lads- remember, our Boldon Boy doesn’t do reading. Here’s CT, his thoughts, and Brexit in general, in one, easily digestible image. ( no, you can’t eat it, you globular glutton)
  8. It’s still the 13th here in civilisation. But… Happy Birthday, you cunt
  9. Everyone was smaller in those days due to lack of vitamin D, because everything was in black and white until 1969.
  10. Gordan Bennett! You’re right though, proper legend. RIP
  11. Yes, they artery. Probably all in vein though.
  12. Taxi and private hire drivers to face enhanced checks http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47205790
  13. If Great Britain was a person, geographically Wolverhampton is the Biffens Bridge/ The Taint/ That Useless Bit Next to Your Shitbox.
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