Monkeys Fist

I’ve also got to say, even if there’s a grain of truth in any of the above, making your political choices because of someone two generations older than you is … … well, actually, it doesn’t surprise me at all.

So your a disappointment to your family… I see. Is this Grandfather the one who married the German/Romanian/Romani/Imaginary Grandma, or are we talking a different branch of family who shake their heads in regret when you’re mentioned?

Aw, shucks Rayvin. What Rayvin is too nice to say, is that , yes, in certain situations in definitely does have fascist implications. You’ve tried and failed to claim it’s use is due your “biker culture”. Firstly, that conveniently ignores the fact that Northern European biker culture, that which wears the Iron Cross, is very closely allied to the Neo-Nazi culture. Secondly, I think we’ve clearly established that you’re as much a part of biker culture as dear departed Dale Winton was. For a working class, not-too-clever white bloke from Dudley, your options other than Neo Nazism are thinner than the pubic mess on your top lip.

Genuine question- why do you vote/support Tory? You’re clearly not, nor will be, a high earner, you’re working class, you seem happy to use the Welfare State to support yourself, so why Tory? I’m honestly puzzled. It can’t just be because you’re a Little Englander and don’t like brown folks, can it? Enlighten me.

Not happy with Surie?

No shit

Like it’s up to you.

Stop it!

More of a Lucky Dick fan?

Howay Strawb, keep up, he’s burnt his napper today so he’ll be sponging for another month at least.

Is it the “Fuck You, Uk Contest” already?

Favourite Prodigy track

I’ll bet you were a filthy Chipite.

What about Simon Wiesenthal?

Ooh, a friend, a friend !

What made you think it was a good idea growing it back? Combat the wind burn when you’re on the bik… … oops

These rogue ginger ropes are the precursors to the arrival of their white brethren.

Whoosh

Odd choice. I’d imagine Track 1 would send you into a Union Jack-draped frenzy of ignorance, whilst Track2 would send you in to deep depression as you realise you have none.

Burnt twice in 24hrs. Best go on the sick.

Nah, unlike Dicky, I don’t have Harry Styles Eyesight…

Southerners man- give them flat, bland pisswater and they’ll lap it up.

Too late.

Aren’t toddlers wonderful?