Monkeys Fist
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Are the babies less dead, then?
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“A panel of experts, chaired by Dr Shoo Lee, examined the cases of 17 babies “In summary, ladies and gentlemen, we did not find any murders,” he told a press conference in Westminster on Tuesday.“ He’s got to be wrong about this, shoo lee…
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Seems like you lads have opinions which are polar opposites …
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Englishman, Irishman and Scotchman walk in to a bar. The barman says ” Fuck off, I’ve heard this one! “
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Oh yes indeed 5-0 You heard it here… … in the first leg predictions.
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Does he mention the state is failing in large part because of him and his Brexit bullshit? No? Well, knock me down with a side of gammon.
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Totally worth it.
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He probably realised they didn’t have any Penguin’s left.
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He reminds me of Edward from Royston Vasey.
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It could only a foot thick, but 300ftx1ft hitting Jimbo’s telly at 17,000mph+ is going to fuck up his leisure time for a bit.
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How have you got to your age without realising that no one gives a fuck about the Oirish, except the Oirish Septics? Disappointing mate, I’d be feeling a bit embarrassed for you… … if I gave a fuck.
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You’ve got to have a little nibble with the WUM man, where’s the fun in being grown-up. Also, he’s 40 this year, so lick me immature baaalllz
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Who’s this cunt?
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Nah, NASA- it’ll be on @Jimbo’s telly
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Is that a confession?
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Back level again the stinkfest.
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Well, that’s Christmas dinner 2032 fucked… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqx9dgpx98go
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Imagine the stench that hits the players when they walk out on the pitch at that match.
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Was just about to say that.
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HMHMyp
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Here man, these gay mugs won’t print themselves. Get cracking, tubs!
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What was the horse tranquilliser the Covidiots were all necking? Just dish some of that out again, it’ll sort the wheat from the chaff. edit: Ivermectin!
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He’s positively regal when he’s dropping assists like they’re going out of fashion.
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They don’t have any other option, they’re chasing a two goal deficit.
