Monkeys Fist

Zelensky must be absolutely chewing his own arsehole in frustration being made to deal with Vance at the Munich meetings rather than dealing with the pair of cunts in charge of the two countries fucking his nation. Vance, tonight, used his speech at Munich to spew the insanity of his overlords, claiming, amongst other shite, that Europe was responsible for the downfall of democracy since “If your democracy can be destroyed with a few $100,000 of digital advertising from a foreign country, then it wasn't very strong to begin with." That is in reference to Romania cancelling its electoions due to right wing interference via social media. If it wasn’t so fucking terrifying that this piss-poor middle management level cunt was coming out with this shite, it would be laughable. As said by others, America is no longer an ally… I’d go so far as to say it’s a hostile nation to Europe. Fucking mental how shit can change in a matter of weeks…

Wrong thread mate, unless they’re NUFC branded Louboutins? In which case, crack on…

Oof! Touché

NHS. We discussed it and she thought it made sense to wait for these results. Glad we did. 👍

Went with Ma Fist to the doc to get her results from the 24 tube in her stomach test. Very positive outcome- she’s finally got a diagnosis and, as a result, has been put on a course of treatment for it. Doc reckons it’s possible she’ll see improvement within 24hrs. She’s been diagnosed with Oesophageal Dysmotility- basically her Oesophagus has been going in to spasm, preventing most food from reaching her stomach. She’s so relieved to finally know what’s causing her bother, and have a treatment for it, she got a little emotional when he told her. Fingers crossed now.

Who cares what you think, tbf.

Dont forget nearly 40+ years of Tory rule has obliterated the “we’re in this together” ethos of the Welfare State and made it ok to be “I’m alright Jack, fuck you with a rusty stick”. Anyone receiving benefits of any kind is now seen as “a bludger” and a “drain on tax payer funds”. Never mind that the Tory cunts spreading this do everything in their power to avoid paying taxes.

Will you fuck planning permission in Whitley for that. Nimby Central.

Looking at the way Trump utterly ignored him whilst announcing “Peace talks”, I sincerely hope Zelensky takes a hard line regarding Russian territorial theft of Ukrainian lands, including Crimea. The whole reason for this war is Putin’s desire for a Black Sea port for Russia. I doubt Zelensky will have much choice but to cede some land, but I’d really hope he gets Crimea back. Fuck Putin, Fuck Trump. It also a looks like a European peace keeping force will be installed, will Russia be made to pay any kind of reparations? Will it fuck. This is a win for Putin

Not once vinegar has been scented.

From that article… This geezer is 35. Hard paper round.

By the way @Meenzer, those Finnish chaps Sammy recommended to me in the music thread ( Gentlemen Losers), are gloriously melancholic in an a way only Scandinavians can be. I can totally picture them sitting in the sauna, whipping themselves with birch twigs, just after finishing another album. “ Well Stig, thåts another album done” ” Joo” ” Would you like some pickled fish” ”Joo” ” Shall we watch Pingu?” ” Nøot Nøot!”

I will say though, that the shite of that period far outweighs the shite of most other periods, and in some cases outweighs the chart topping acts … Exhibit B. If forced to chose, I know which shite I’d rather listen to.

Me and my lass met in 96, and a lot of great music was buzzing about then, a lot of what you’d call Britpop has nothing but great memories for us, although it’s more bands like Portishead, Massive Attack and such that just happened to emerge then. But aye, Menswear…

Local Hero you mean? That lovely Geordie anthem written for a film about a Septic who likes a Sweaty village? How could any true Geordie not love it?

That actually makes it funny.

Btw, if you do, you won’t get kicked out. There is an actual priest hole, if I remember rightly it’s in the big fireplace in the lounge area. Been a while since I’ve been in the place.

Reading between the lines, I just think they had the hump because it wasn’t beige.

His return is apparently keenly anticipated by quite a few people…

Aye, it is. Dates back to the 1100s. Wykiki, ask them if you can have a look up the Priest’s Hole.…

Top notch that Sammy, or at least I think it is because… … are you ready? It’s a doozy. You might want to sit down … … I couldn’t Finnish listening to it! Seriously though, that’s tonight’s listening for the trip home sorted - it’ll put my “guest” right at ease. Cheers 👍

Sorry to hear that Wykiki mate. It seems so much more devastating when someone dies young. I lost a very close friend at 40- mother of three young girls who idolised her, fit as a lop, walking home one night and bang- aneurism.

Aren’t/weren’t you also mates with Sarah Cracknell? You absolute jammy shithouse