Monkeys Fist

This “Whey Aye” big wheel they’re planning for Spillers Wharf… They can fuck right off with the name. If we’re having a Ferris Wheel, it’s The Bob Ferris Wheel , or else it’s getting burnt down.

Coleman- “ Are you fucking pissed, mate?”

What a riveting conversationalist you must be How long before he asked you to turn up the Erasure/Communards Greatest Hits Compilation you had on?

So, it’s cost him £40million, there’s no “international consortium”, it’s just him and his Thatcher-loving mate. Fucking mint. Let the slow but steady dawning of reality at the Bungalow of No Lights commence.

Is he from Boldon?

Aye, which Percy ripped the piss out Page for. Also, yer Twitter boy is a bit late with his “News of the Fewm”

Are you CT?

“You won’t wut your duck for a week” *note “authentic” NZ accent

Hope Ma HMHM comes through it all ok mate. My Mrs’ mother and sister have both been through multiple rounds of treatment for various cancers, both all clear for a few years, but it’s a fucker when it’s happening.

He won’t understand that. CT- Alex is saying you’re gayer than a bucket of cocks.

Blackmail meaning no skeetatch for a week if you didn’t?

“Dear Diary…”

Winner winner chicken dinner, innit?

Best royal wedding in his lifetime.

Daily Mailed YP.

Dirty bastard.

I queried why the entire western media were shitting themselves over the skirt’s dad not going, when not a single one of them commented on Harry’s dad not going either. Thankfully I’m grafting so I’ll miss the whole shit show.

ffs, you’ve got to be a special kind of cunt to kill your own kids, especially in circumstances like this.

Coincidentally, a 30,000 tonne pile of shite has gone up in flames in sunderland http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-44173139

You’ll need a better defence than that mate

I agree, it is, but that’s not the point you spanner