Monkeys Fist

Just watched Trump as he walked on to make his acceptance speech- reminded me of Bruno on his way to the ring against Tyson. He looked fucking terrified!

Aye. You love your guns USA, you have 100 days.

Mr.Putin will see you now, gentlemen

Kite? Are the sparrow hawk shots taken in Gosforth Park?

There'll be some nappies ripped tonight!

Goooouuuufffff!

I know at least one person who'll be in conflict over who to support

I'm trying to work out which is their euphemism for Bufty- " Fencer" or " Worked with Blair" ?

Kids- they fuck you up. Just say NO!

Sounds like you could do with some Bong.

It's simply the people taking back control. If he doesn't like it, he can leave, Shirley?

I have more points than the mackems

Have the Sweaties bottled out,like?

It's one rule for the Bog-trotting IRA supporting potato munchers and another for everyone else… Fifa to evaluate Easter Rising symbol http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37853386 FIFA can fuck right off.

MLF'd your post.

They're making sure they can pay De Boers wages after they peddle Smeagol. Frank de Boer: Inter Milan sack Dutch coach after 85 days in charge http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37830878 "Oh aye, Ronald's been a MLF since he could walk, Marra"

By the way, did Warnock start glueing ferrets to his napper before or after his eyebrows fell off?

I held it together until the last line

Tell us again how Freddy Mercury died?