soccermom

Not the first time I've hit his nerve!

Fucking hell, WTF? You need to keep him away from Meenzer love, otherwise he's going to be licking the wrong side of the stamp before you know it the little pansy. Ah Don't be mean, he's only a baby! A baby who loves free sweeties!!!

That entire post made me LOL, women always seem to have this idea that they can tell what blokes are thinking, it's bullshit man, over-thought feminist bollocks imo, self-dellusional babble to make them feel more comfortable and secure in their own relationships...."Oh yeah nothing my man does surprises me, i know him like the back of my dildo!" Aye right remember those words when he humps your sister and you are sitting there in floods of tears saying to your best mate (whose probably humped him too) that you never thought he would do that to me! So are you saying that you know for a fact that when your bloke is giving it to you, you know for a fact he's thinking of Angelina Jolie/Cheryl Cole/Megan Fox/Heidi Klum, cos that will be the only part where you are close in what you are saying in that laughable post. Personally I don't think this is a particularly laddish forum, there are moments where men's human nature takes over and it can get a wee bit frisky but as for a girls bible to reading blokes you are barking up the wrong tree SoccerMom, you old dog. You of all the people on here are sooooooooooo wrong. so wrong that I love it!!!

I may be wrong but surely the more a doors used the less likely it is to creak or burst surely?? Depends who's kicking it in, just thought I'd give you what you wanted.

I may be wrong but surely the more a doors used the less likely it is to creak or burst surely??

Had a fab halloween!! Party through the day, facepaints with the grown ups in the afternoon, took the boy trick or treating for the first time (just around the immediate neighbours) had loads of kids at our door, He said " Mummy this is the best day of my life, EVER" it was so sweet. hope everyone elses was as good!!

from joining this board? personally I understand my fella so much better. And the way he thinks even when he doesn't realise I know he's thinking it. I also understand that men who profess to be sex gods are the least likely to be and love the anonimity of the board to expand the truth a little as to their prowess. This board has to be absolute gold for women, if they ever wonder how their fella thinks, but won't have the balls to say at home then this is the place they need to visit. So I say thank you to all you overgrown postpubescent testicle wearing sexmad childlike nutcases who post on here. You make me smile

cheers hun, I'll keep an eye on them. muchos appreciatos. xx

he's got his own acoustic and a starter drum kit. He tries bless him, but he's crap, lol. Hanging them's not a prob my father in law can do that for nowt, just a couple of electrics would finish it off. Ho hum, I'll just have to keep lookin.....

any idea where guitars go to die???? I'm looking for a couple of old knackered electric guitars to use for decoration on my son's bedroom wall. He wants to be a rock star, I've already aquired a couple of old acoustics to hang up, I've spent a fortune on posters to have framed, but I'd love to get a couple of old electric ones just to finish it off. I've looked on ebay but folk are still charging a fortune for them, they must be buying them to repair, but I'm quite happy with beyond repair. Any ideas or suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

I've been told I have a lovely pair of bongos if you want to use them?

Did anyone else watch this last thursday? I thought it was mint! Didn't expect to, but was really suprised - it is as you would expect very americanised (if that is a word) but hilarious. I wasn't a huge fan of the office I could appreciate the humour but it was never my thing and this is like the topic title says a familial version of the office kind of mockumentary. But I just luuurve it! ...Just wanted to see if I was the only one out there?............

Just been reading Homicide by David Simon and (admittedly in the late 80s) it was about $30k for detectives at the top of their scale (who hadn't became sergeant or whatever) iirc so it was based on that. I bet LA is better funded than Baltimore though (just a bit). I don't think I'd do it for $90k though. It's not that much tbh. The UK equivalent is £34k after 10 years service edit - just noticed that after probation the starting salary for a PC is £27500!!! Thats getting on for £35k after enhancements and overtime. Nurses get shafted! indeed they do, quite often!

Oscar Accurate spearsman Noah Rest and Comfort Freddie Peaceful Ruler Nathaniel god has given or 7th son of 7th son Isaac He laughs James May god protect Benjamin Son of my right hand Marcus From the Roman God of mars Scarlett Red Lauren Crowned with Laurel Honor Honourable one Eve to breathe/to live Helena Light

Rowan atkinson was actually born in the Princess Mary Maternity Hospital in Gosforth and he used this in the thin Blue line to create the name Gasforth the fictional town in which his station was set. Like eddie izzard on a panel, think some of his standup is utter shite though. Depends on if he's delivering to a US or UK audience, some of that comedy does not travel well. Dave Gorman's Googlewhack was hilarious and original.

saw noble at the city hall, thought he was pretty shit tbh. Goes on and on and on and on about the same thing too long does it to fkn death, like he hasn't got enough material and needs to fill in ticket payers time. I won't make the same mistake twice. Personally I think southern comedy is more political than it being about 'getting one over on someone'. Its more politically correct and save the world and hate politicians, where as northern is more "its funny cos its true" and more observational and experiences, about feelings rather than opinions. saying that though I've seen Russel Howard, Ed Byrne and Andy Parsons and I'd go see them again they wre all really funny. Ed and Andy - Very political but Russel- he's more in the 'Northern' style.

omg what an absolute bastard. But what can you expect from the man who said that now Michael Jackson was dead he was happy to take over in the role of king of pop. Assholio.

Is it a tough life, being an escort? It's no Fiesta, I mean, you really have to Focus... It's no fun for the John's either, you Mustang around corners if you want to Explorer I hope you feel thoroughly ashamed.

Nightshift? Nope lates. Bath and bed only when I get in that late.

Many happy's x

Sorry I haven't been able to upset folk but I do have to work sometimes you know!

Was what my first cull? Stalin's russia? and thank you Cat, I knew you loved me deep down. The faulty cock thread. Obviously not cos you ain't gone power crazy yet, its that first little bite that gets you hooked! All animals are equal and all that.........

Fish was that your first cull or did someone beat you to it??

He's not complaining. Wasn't famous before that.

and so it began.......