Christmas Tree

at Dr Gloom in this poll. Poor Fucker, the shame

One of my daughters got a bottle of perfume by........ Coleen Rooney! ffs essence of chav

Only shite present I got is a bottle of the new Fahrenheit off me aunt, I didn't like the old Fahrenheit and I don't like the new un. Reminds me of The Half Moon and Robinsons Town House cos them places used to reak of the stuff with all the rarfies that used to populate them. Got a lot of much needed cash which is much appreciated and something which I'll keep forever a DVD which I've not had time to watch yet of SBR called "A Knight to Remember". Got that as well. Thinking about banging it on in the morning to get the pre match juices flowing.

Really looking forward to this one now that Ive got a ticket. Die Hard, Sleep, Breakfast, Pub, Match.......Get In! Defintely a win however Im going to keep my feet on the ground this week and think it will be a nervy 2-1 with Ranger on the scoresheet.

Had one Christmas a few back when nearly every present was a matrix of those piggin ties. This year I simply did the usual dad thing. Dads no need the instructions 30 minutes later a scooter which only needed 4 allen keys tightening up was still not right. I eventually gave in, looked at the instructions and three minutes later......

Assumed it was shite. will need to have a look. 175 magic tricks in 1 box. Been great teaching the nephew tricks for him to perform to the family. You need a good bit of room for it, but it is brilliant. Absolutely incredible how it picks up your motion! Aye, I was looking at one of these recently until I got the small print which says you need a minimum of 6 feet single player or 8 feet dual player. Having not long just moved the TV from a lovely open floor position to a wall fixed cramped position, it be a bit of a bugger in our house.

Typical Dads present Bought one for my Daughter last year aged, 5. Could she hell get the hang of it. Full Throttle and just hold on, no slowing for bends.

Assumed it was shite. will need to have a look. 175 magic tricks in 1 box. Been great teaching the nephew tricks for him to perform to the family. Always wanted one as a kid and never got

Bought my six year olf one of those table football games... (picture needed) She absolutely loves it and we both had a few cracking close run games this morning. Then........The older daughters boyfriends turned up at the competition really heated up. Then...... the older daughters wanted to play 2 against 2 and the agression really took over. Looking forward to challenging the wifey when its calmed down a bit.

Best Ticket for the Man City game. Wasnt a present as such, more a big thank you for being a good Dad of the daughters at the end of a great day. Worst One of those furry hunter hats with drop down side burn protectors. (If not bad enough, a size too small).

Poor lassie. Rip

There are many who see me for the visionary I am. It's easy to be a sheep, far harder is the path trodden by the mountain goat.

Happy Christmas Kitman. Me and my six year old have been tracking santa claus on Norad http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html For the last few hours and your confirmation that he's on his way has just sent her hyper. (reccomend that site to everyone btw. Includes live updates via video from Santas sleigh )

defintely just got out of Durham like

Hope you've got a good excuse?

Fuck me, he's back

Just made biscuits....Yum Yum Yum Using this recipe.... http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1752/si...-jammy-biscuits 10 mins prep, 12 mins cooking (allow longer if using a six year old)

Did he ever? naughty naughty After losing out so badly to fist, obviously now aiming for next years wanker o the year poll

The looks you get when you go into a supermarket at half 2 in the morning and buy a microwave cottage pie, a Playstation Move and a bottle of Pepsi is something to be treasured. Not as bad as moisturising lotion, tissues and a Hannah Montana calendar. They fucking hate that.

Aye fair enough our lass, if I cant get Cheryl Cole, you'll do. I know its not... but it is in a way.

Unstopable 8/10 No great special effects, no great dialogue, just a good old fashioned mans film. Send the women to bed, pour a beer and enjoy

Well maybe its just me but I dont like to hear our players talk like that.

A canny enough interview but dont, regardless of whoever you are say.....

Ok, even if we put the mackem game to one side, they're a bit like children who each have their own special thing about them and choosing a favourite is wrong.

Seconded. Despite the fact the bairns haven't got a bloody clue what is going on, the magic of Christmas is completely re-ignited when you've got bairns. I finished work this morning and went straight to finish my shopping. Came home, did a load of wrapping and organising then had a couple of hours kip. Off now til New Years Eve nightshift so tomorrow will be lovely and chilled, Christmassy films, bit of last minute wrapping, maybe some home-made baking and then off to church tomorrow night with my lovely nieces before coming back and putting the baba to bed in his new jarmas ready for Santa to come. Just you wait til there up a bit and you've got to start hiding bikes, pool tables, etc etc all over the house and knowing you cant "play santa til their fast asleep. Its a whole new ball game! Used to get to about 11pm in our cul de sac and you would suddenly see all the parents in sheds and garages humping all sorts of presents into their houses.