MrBass

Can't be arsed to read the whole thread, can you give me the cliff notes version of your issue?

Is it definately shaved, could be a really tight suit type thing.

Well I'm glad there's at least one intelligent moron on here. The Yank is coming, "Over There" or is he? Oxymorontastic!

Seconded.

what was his name then? Who's name? Independent women of the world today do not need a man to escort them to B n Q, I even found what I was after without asking anyone! Now you just need to learn to say B&Q

Make your mind up!

Blatanty a fix. Bit too coincidental that Jack Daniels both came out together. Also I agree with AP, Jo, Danielle and Jack all got a pretty raw deal compared to Jade.

Belated birfday wishes.

Why do I envisage you having boxers with the days of the week written on them, like babies have with their bibs... I seriously don't know why that thought crossed my mind. I've got socks like that In my defence, I got them so they're easier to pair up after they've been washed. I've got them from Next. Snap!

Why do I envisage you having boxers with the days of the week written on them, like babies have with their bibs... I seriously don't know why that thought crossed my mind. I've got socks like that In my defence, I got them so they're easier to pair up after they've been washed.

Edited for truth.

No, why?

racist I was going to post that but thought better of it.

Yeah I read that too. She's also lost out on a couple of contracts apparently. Jo's also had a gig at G.A.Y cancelled too.

Why have you been waxing your legs?!

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31303 That'll please Brodie* *Jason Lee from Mallrats when talking to Stan Lee was asking about various superheroes "bits" [/explanation]

Prefer to deal with inches eh?

Unfortunately not. Went through a phase of trying to teach myself how to play the keyboard but got bored and gave up. Would love to learn Geee_tar though.

Directors aren't important in Hollywood. Fuck Off man, Hollywood churns out some very good films by directors with their own stamp. Tarantino is overrated like the Beatles are. Doesn't mean they aren't awesome. Name me even 3 directors who's involvement alone can green light a movie? Spielberg Tarantino Soderbergh I'd only agree with the top one. Howay man Parky, Tarantino just has to be mates with someone making a film for it to get the green light. Only if it has a miniscule budget. What about Peter Jackson and James Cameron then? Or George Lucas? Or Clint Eastwood? Anyway, what's your point? Yes Lucas!!! Took yer time. And of course Eastwood deserves to have everything he wants to make green lighted. You'll notice the above are all part of or have been franchise driven dear. Not Eastwood. My point is that there is a paucity of auteurship in Hollywood and unlike upto the 70's the Dir has much less power and movies are basically producer or franchise (studio) driven. Directors aren't really important for Directing unless they have a/the franchise in tow. 90% of the time they are an afterthought (a safe pair of hands etc...) Soderbergh and Tarrantino are/were basically small budget/Independant directors, but both have crossed over in terms of accessible film language for a mass audience. Not an easy thing to do Lynch is the only true auteur working within/without Hollywood, but you know he gets a lot of his money from Europe when he does get money that is. I assume that was said tongue-in-cheek?

Nah, that accolade goes to Kevin Smith

That's probably because it was written and directed by Eli Roth! Tarantino was just the exec producer, in other words, lent his name to the project!

Good idea, poorly executed tbf

MONGTASTIC!

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