Kevin Carr's Gloves

Well done for the best "I am a cock" post ever! In the words of Buddy from Elf "You finally did it".

"You never count your money, when you're sittin' at the table. There'll be time enough for countin', when the dealin's done." Fuck some days I wish you'd just fold'em! Forget all this attractive football shite, we haven't played attractive football consistantly since SBR took the team to third. How are people going to react when at home against Derby Allardyce sets his team to stiffle the opposition? If it works and we win, I'll be over the moon. If Allardyce finishes us higher year on year for (say) 3 years running, getting us back into Europe long term but with some dull football, i'll be more than happy. You seriously want us to appoint a fifth manager in the space of three years, just to avoid the odd bit of boredom, even if there's some fun (like Arsenal) mixed in there. We're already a laughing stock man. Even the mackems accept their lot in life with more dignity than this. Were you a Shepherd fan? Serious question because he was also keen on getting rid of any manager that looked like they might not finish top 5, and that's why most fans can't stand the fat fuck. For sacking people at the wrong time and making the Newcastle job about as appealing as England, though it was very appealing when he took charge. I personally hate him for being a fat arrogant prick who could not see when he made a mistake and had the footballing management judgement of a dead rat. Oh and for using NUFC as his own personal cash cow and shitting on the fans. QFT and I also feel fat Freddy employed Allardyce for all the wrong reasons. He like Shepherd isn't (wasn't) adverse to a few dodgy transfers, Allardyce is know to get the best out of cheap and bargain players, etc. Then everything changed. Most of those traits don't really impact the clubs success, the only one that does is management selection and as I recall it 99% of people on here were in favour of Allardyce. I ask the question because I thought Shepherd's high turnover of managers was a bugbear among fans. Perhaps it was just me. But to lambaste Shepherd because he never learned from his mistakes, and then to advocate ANOTHER sacking without a better replacement lined up smacks to me of contradiction. Also, if you don't have time to explain why I'm wrong, best not to condescend to me, when you're the one in the minority on this one mate. Bollocks if you're going to make up a number make it realistic.

So has anyone seen it?

Like 'Doctors and Nurses' you mean? It's a bunch of teens dressed as Gandalf hurling bits of scrunched-up paper at each other screaming "Lightning bolt! Lightening bolt!!" Christ on a trike, I'm sad that I know this! Not as sad as them lot, but still sad. In the 90's me and my mates you to go to jesmond dene and try and scare the crap out of the acid takers. You saw the role players then.

"You never count your money, when you're sittin' at the table. There'll be time enough for countin', when the dealin's done." Fuck some days I wish you'd just fold'em! Forget all this attractive football shite, we haven't played attractive football consistantly since SBR took the team to third. How are people going to react when at home against Derby Allardyce sets his team to stiffle the opposition? If it works and we win, I'll be over the moon. If Allardyce finishes us higher year on year for (say) 3 years running, getting us back into Europe long term but with some dull football, i'll be more than happy. You seriously want us to appoint a fifth manager in the space of three years, just to avoid the odd bit of boredom, even if there's some fun (like Arsenal) mixed in there. We're already a laughing stock man. Even the mackems accept their lot in life with more dignity than this. Were you a Shepherd fan? Serious question because he was also keen on getting rid of any manager that looked like they might not finish top 5, and that's why most fans can't stand the fat fuck. For sacking people at the wrong time and making the Newcastle job about as appealing as England, though it was very appealing when he took charge. I personally hate him for being a fat arrogant prick who could not see when he made a mistake and had the footballing management judgement of a dead rat. Oh and for using NUFC as his own personal cash cow and shitting on the fans.

Same place that we are now. People expecting instant success would have caused him to be sacked at the first sniff of trouble. Just remind me because I'm getting a bit confused, when was the last time we unreasonably sacked a manager at the first sniff of trouble due to the expectance of instant success ? I'll re-phrase. First sniff of trouble = instant pressure and over-the-top criticism. Instant pressure and over-the-top criticism = low confidence in manager from team and poor morale. Manager given time, but morale doesn't improve because by this time the "MANAGER OUT NOW" posse grows. Manager eventually sacked, stemming from stupid (majority) fans mounting unnecessary pressure at first available opportunity, and never having the "he can turn things around" attitude. No manager will succeed here. Relegation would actually benefit us to bring the unrealistic wanker supporters back down to earth. This would help as without silly expectations, a manager might actually have time to do something here. What absolute bollocks.

Is this where he would get Johnny Weismuller to go swimming.

I Want a dupla prague away kit for Xmas. It's all I want.

That first bit in bold, anyone know what dickhead said? That bit is outstanding English.

Thats what I can't stand about these awards. They will give awards to any pedo murderer wife beating cunt because they wrote a decent tune. They should all be stopped from winning anything IMHO.

Thats what we thought about Parker.

Looks like the stainless steel rat.

His books aren't for kids though. He is a satirist.

Is that the "He killed 16 czechoslovakians he is an interior decorator" scene?

It's a crying shame. If I were a muslim and saw this and the Sudanese thing I would be going mental. Do these people not think that Muslims in Europe find it hard enough to integrate without these cocks stirring up hatred.

Pele Zico Cruyff In Britain today people are so concerned with the pace of the game ball skills seem to have been forgotten. As a NUFC fan I cannot count the amount of times I have seen stupid passes go astray and possession lost to bad ball control.

They're a cuntish society, always were, always will be, throwing people to the lions etc...going on whoevers sides winning in world wars, facists etc...most of the daft cunts think Musolini was a good bloke for fuck sake. One thing they are in footballing terms is succesful though, they're not the best, never have been never will be, but they make better use of what they have than anyone else by a million miles. First bit: Romans were not the same as modern italians. Due to the break and invasion of the roman empire. 2nd bit: Italy joined the first world war on the allies side even though at the time the central powers looked stronger. They also never joined the Allies officially in WW2. Some people in Italy did fight the Germans all through the war as partisans though. And finally. Italy the home of Leonardo Da Vinci, Michaelangelo, Verdi and the renaisance. Other than that you're spot on.

And the world looks forward to your rape and murder. More than one of your comedy gigs if that's owt to go by. I was not being funny.

There is no such thing as positive discrimmination it is an oxymoron.

And the world looks forward to your rape and murder.

Have you read any.

Wish I was colour blind. Might give me an excuse for some of the clothes i wore in the 80's

At work nothing to do and no energy to revise. What is everyone else doing?

As long as it isn't that clown our previous fantastic board gave the job to.

You certainly do take the phrase "like a broken record" to a whole new level. Shepherd and his cronies are gone, we are better off for it, everyone can see that, now get over it. We aren't better off in the league just yet, we may be close to it when we qualify for the Champions League and sign the quality of player that the old board backed their managers to sign. I take it you don't understand the concept of judging by results ? I suggest that if you persist in re-writing history and claiming the current board is better than the old board, when they have done jack shit to show it other than buying a pint for half of Tyneside, or any other PR stunts, to take off your rose tinted specs and wake up. That is what I call "like a broken record" ie the amount of times I've heard people spout this utter shite. Question for you. Is what I say in the earlier post that you clipped, correct or not ? Same old Leazes. Can I ask do you swallow when FFS pops his load in your mouth? pathetic. Is your knowledge and understanding of the club so shite you can't even respond to the points I make ? My Knowledge and understaning are that Ashley and Mort have not been here a full season as yet and have a lot of work to do re building a club almost brought to it's knees by the previous board. You constantly talk shite about stats and results and never listen to anybody else or admit you're wrong. WHy should people show you that courtesy?