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1-0 to us, Boumsong getting his first goal for us.

Better not, he'd break into your shed and nick your tools to swap for crack. 100098[/snapback] I think Babyshambles are okay, but I think the stuff they've released so far is just old (unreleased) Libertines stuff from what I can gather. Stuff isn't released usually because it isn't good enough, so I'd like to see Babyshambles produce some newer material.

Oh aye, it was a hoot. At least this nurse knows his arse from his elbow, most of the 'clinical educators' like him we get a fucking clueless.

Diagnosis: you stink. I'd say prob an allergy, although difficult to say without seeing it. What do the spots look like?

Don't overdo it... Happy Birthday!

We were practicing catheterisation the other day on models of the male and female genitalia. The guy teaching us then got bored and tried to 'mate' the manikins.

I heard Renton doesn't like cricket because Flintoff has a smaller cock than Beckham tbh.

So do we want Chelsea to still be in the champions league because of our cup tie with them, or not? Am I going to have to do the unthinkable and want them to win tonight?

That is terrible like, the law has got to be changed to take into account the consequences of the crime. Wonder how long it will be before someone points out it was a muslim that did it though. 99313[/snapback] 3rd post in I'd say 99316[/snapback] Just said what other people will be thinking. 99319[/snapback] Hadn't occured to me. Racialist tbh.

I fucking love Argentina. Not a patch on Rio but still top notch. SMO - You'd love RIO. Not a fatty in sight at the beach and they ALL wear thongs. JACKPOT. 98470[/snapback] And their cocks are bigger than the normal trans-sexual too! 98505[/snapback] Just ask Renton.

It's no surprise that Eric has never really made it in acting.

Bit of a shame the opening will now probably be Bon Jovi instead of Al lifting the cup. EDIT: Of course I mean Bon Jovi playing a gig, and not lifting the cup instead.

Betting scam tbh.

Did you see the MotD before Burton played ManUre? Gavin Peacock was asked to give a prediction, and he just reeled off a list of footballing cliches: "They've got to set their stall out early, play to their strengths, make the ball do the work" etc etc.

Racists tbh.

Nice idea but very badly done.

Looks like a great choice for captain.

The other day I tried to open Firefox but it wouldn't let me, it made me change my profile first. Now I'm using the new profile, which is annoying because all my favourites and stuff are with the old default one. Anyone know how I can switch back to the old profile?

Anyone who saw him in his last season then relies on him to catch them wants their head examining tbh.

Should have a stand named after him tbh.

That would be like suspending a grand piano from an elastic band. Ouch! 98075[/snapback] Don't tell me you're an expert on the size of fat Geordie businessman's genitalia as well as Chinese and black men!? 98083[/snapback] From a few simple questions concerning your place of birth and ancestry Renton can calculate your exact length, girth, weight and sperm count. FACT.

Piece of piss, we'll fucking murder them.

I really hope this is because he already has someone good lined up. If he's got nobody, or worse someone like Bruce then he should be hung up by his balls.

I'd be happy with O'Neill.

I've never seen a single episode so I can't really say. From what I've heard it just portrays nurses as getting pissed and shagging doctors in the linen cupboard, so aye - fairly accuarate. 96099[/snapback] A year and half...just another year and a half....