peasepud

Yup, I made my predictions yesterday and I stand by them even more so now that this statement has come out. We are totally and utterly fucked.

coming on another teams message board when nobody cares

We're worth fuck all in the Championship. If Ashley really wants to get the best deal then he needs to keep us in the division. If we're hovering on the brink no-one is going to buy us, they'll just wait to see if they can pick us up for a few quid the season after. Never mind £450m, I think you are realistically looking at £50-60m if we were relegated. And that's not representative of any inherent value. I know that, you know that and even Ashley knows that BUT I do honestly believe that he is arrogant and stupid enough to believe that he can ride it out on the logic that there will be 3 sides worse than us. I keep coming back to it but this bloke is a serious gambler and I reckon hes willing to gamble on us staying up with an even worse squad than we have now.

And this one..... http://www.britishblogs.co.uk/categories/p...hirt-lettering/

We already have. Where are all the protests? They disappeared, just as predicted, right after the Hull game. Where's NUSC and what are they up to? It's easy for me to criticise from where I am, before anyone says that, but I did say this would happen. We tried and were shouted down by those that said "let him be, hes said hes selling, whats the use you're only making it worse". Im not sure anyone could have made it worse. I feel like Leazes must do, saying time after time over the last month or so that no sale would materialise and we need to be ready for the future. Now its looking like I was right and I take no pleasure in being so, I would love to be proven wrong on this, love people to be putting replies to posts Ive made pointing out just how wrong I was but Im afraid its not going to happen. Question is, will I be right on MA's next move? ie sell, sell, sell and if replacements are sought then they'll be sub standard cheap foreign imports who will have no concept or spirit for the relegation dogfight that we have ahead of us. So heres my predictions, lets hope they are all (or at least some) are wrong. January Transfer window. Out Owen, N'Zogbia (already looking probable) Martins or Viduka (but probably Martins as he'll raise more cash). Given Geremi Barton In £2 - 3million keeper £3million forward 2 other cheap foreign shite players. Kinnear will be given an extension to the end of the season. Neither of the £10million players that JFK spoke about last week will appear. No sale will take place before the end of the season as any prospective buyers will not want the risk of relegation. Communications Nothing will come out of the club officially. JFK will however announce at least once a week for the next 4 weeks that he has his eye on this player, that player and a couple of others, that the chairman is backing him on the transfer front and that nobody is going nowhere. Then from Christmas onwards he will go quiet and nothing other than "speculation that Owen/Martins/Given (*delete as applicable) is going nowhere." will be heard. Then on February 1st he will want to resign but won't because he has nowhere else to go, as a result those that slagged off Keegan for walking will slag off JFK for not going. Fans People will continue to slate the NUSC and half of A/N other board will blame all of the above on NUSC and the fact that a couple of fans made banners before the Hull game. One old bloke who should know better will re-state that the parading of a "cockney mafia out" banner at Hull was the lowpoint of his entire time supporting the Toon while Baggy will continue to state that MA is the best chairman this club has ever had because "hes invested quarter of a billion of his own money into the club". Mystic Pud has spoken, be afraid be very afraid.

FYP

Why the fuck would he come here from the richest club in the land? cos we're going places. He wont get to play the teams we will next season if he stays at City. Bristol, Coventry, Barnsley, Derby

fuckme!!! who would have thought that would happen?!?!?!?!

Exactly... hard to understand how any prick can defend the Fat Cunt's obviously over-inflated asking price. There's no way he'll get more than what he paid for it because of the current financial climate and because he's fucked the club up good and proper - it's also hard to understand how anyone could possibly believe anything the fat, lying wanker says because he's already proven himself to be a cunt of the highest order. To be honest I'd expect Kinnear to be given run of the club now until the end of the season, I can't see Fat Cunt selling the club before then (if ever, with his delusions) and there's not going to be any money coming in to bolster things so it probably best to try and make something from what little we have be inducing this 'siege mentality' that JFK seems to be up for. I know it is isnt it?, lets ask one. Baggio?

fantastic

Quantum of Solice good honest action flick but Bond is not seeming like Bond these days. Firstly there were no gadgets (which meant no dialogue with Q), no car (he had an Aston at the start but that was in the pre-credits bit only). Hes also lost the quickfire witty comments that Bond is famous for. I like Daniel Craig as an actor and as a Bond but somehow I think the writers are trying to make him too realistic and part of the fun of JB (imo) was the fact you'd watch it thinking "aye reet, course you just did that, its obvious that you would jump off a 10 storey building without looking landing on the tail of a plane with your magnetic underpants".

Is your bloke a celebrity bender? If so my guess is Christopher Biggins? You got it. Nah, if he was a celeb we wouldn't be wedged into a one-bed flat in bloody Lewisham. Theres two of you? two men? sharing a one bed flat? how does that work then?

Ive just heard a rumour that Capello is jacking in England and coming to manage us, its because Bill Gates is taking us over and has decided to pump 30billion in for new players. Seemingly, we'll be spending 1billion of that by buying Man United and moving them up here, then we'll start restructuring, hes already bought up Eldon Square so he can expand the ground down there, allegedly its going to hold 500k fans (oh and we'll all be getting cars as well with our season tickets.).

and there was me thinking I was the only sceptical one here

Hate to say I told you so but http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...mp;#entry547089 I told you so. Seriously though, when will people realise that the whole thing is a pile of shite? Im not saying MA doesnt want to sell because he does but for a price that is totally unbelievable in any business sense. Nobody is interested and we are about to go deep deep into shit in January.

thats ok then we're definitely safe there.

Dont give Ashley stick man, hes trying to sell

Isnt it illegal to tap up players without their clubs consent?

Surely he missed a trick here? COuldnt he have threatened to do her for counterfeiting?

no, I'm not. I'm just saying that, its now only a matter of time, as things stand. You do see this don't you ? But even if they did, so what? those areas where they would gain power would be those with a vast majority of Muslims therefore why not have a councillor that understands them? Plus, my understanding of the Islamic party is that they promote integration rather than acting insular. Maybe they wil have more luck in getting those that currently dont attempt to fit in.

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You have so just shot your own argument out of the water.

May 24th and not a day more, unless you somehow are deluded enough to think you'll be working on the 30th you tit

Like clockwork Pardon? He said you're a cunt.

And based on that then you can safely assume that what he says is a million miles away from whats actually happening.