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That'll be us in years to come. Stick a bit of Prodigy on for your mam, she loves that Smack Your Bitch Up. © Peter Kaye

That'll be us in years to come. Stick a bit of Prodigy on for your mam, she loves that Smack Your Bitch Up. © Peter Kaye

Just seen Wacky in ASDA buying a High Definition DVD recorder

everyone © Stevie

What happened to that Seat Exchange? Just been on the website and theres fook all tickets for any games anywhere? They only appear to have an agreement with Villa as they're the only team listed (and then they have no tickets).

Course it will, and then they can print loads more money and give us it to pay the mortgages with

Tell you what mind, Dr Strangelove, thats anything but an all time classic that is.

Welcome to the Civil Service my friend :

On a slightly related note for the pharmawhatical people on here. If Dettol can bring out a spray that kills 99.9% of flu virus germs then why isnt there the equivalent drug? Can I snort Dettol to get rid of this bastard illness?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7712478.stm To rehash an old Georgie Best joke, Im assuming he means take back the empties.

As an outsider I can see both sides to that argument. Firstly Id say that from "what you hear" the NHS appears to have too many layers of beaurocracy and not enough importance put on getting people cured. Rather that there are too many targets and statistics. The NHS as a huge organisation needs managers, accountants and solicitors to ensure it continues doing its good stuff, managers need to control what is done and who does it, like it or not the NHS does not have unlimited resources Im sure we all wish it did but its just not possible therefore accountants need to control the resources. And finally, its a shit generation we live in but solicitors are needed to fight the raft of "the nurse spoke to me like shit" or "my big toes never been the same since I had that heart op" compensation claims that people put in. If we allowed consultants and matrons to run the purse strings then the country would be bankrupt within a month, they care too much and everyone would have the best of care and operations as soon as possible. Unfortunately the worlds just not like that

will the average umbrella hold up against one though? Could get messy

Couldnt you also argue however that something such as HIV vaccine will not reach anything like a global coverage? What I mean is that out of that 6 billion the majority will not take it up for instance anyone happily married (so scratch 50% off?, catholics (who believe its a gay curse), so another 15-20%? Nuns? children (although I guess at some stage they become potential customers). Finally though theres a big big proportion of people who dont feel they need it because it will "never happen to them". To be fair the very people at high risk are those that wouldnt pay the $100 fee (drug addicts, street prostitutes etc). Finally, I think theres another element and that is the moral crusaders who would argue that a vaccine against HIV would be taking out the fear factor and make the world more immoral, that in itself could reduce a companies stock. Just point out now I havent got a fucking clue on the validity of any of the above statistics or even thoughts Im confident though that the customer base isnt anything like 6 billion because of those facts but am playing devils advocaat for the hell of it.

Imagine by John Lennon, cannot get away with that track at all.

Really? Where is this evidence?

Did you import to access into an existing table with a primary key already or just in and then added the primary key? What you need to do is make the table first, allocate the primary key to the field and then import the data into it, this will discard any duplicates (giving you the message that x records were not added. However the following VBA subroutine should work (Im not at work and dont have Excel so cant test it!) Sub DeleteDups() col = 2 lastValue=Cells(1,col).value for x = 2 to 1000 (or number of rows in spreadsheet) currValue= cells(x,col).value if (currValue = lastValue) then Selection.Rows(x).EntireRow.Delete x = x - 1 End if lastValue = currValue next x Do me a favour though and take a backup before running that as it could be flawed and delete it all! If you're not used to VBA then goto Tools>Macro>Visual basic then add a module and paste that code in there. Then make sure youve got the right worksheet selected and in order before running it.

It must be your laptop mate as Im connected no bother from the bedroom so your broadband is not a problem Try..... Full Reset of the router then Connect via ethernet Change channel from Auto to Manual (and then apply) then back to Auto (and apply again) Remove the ethernet cable Reboot PC and try connecting by wifi again (re-entering the WEP key). Allegedly, its something to do with the help installer and the channels being reset and fooked, if that doesnt work then try channel 11 (not sure if you've tried that one yet but it seems to be the one that gets reset to at times (allegedly!)).

Ahhh the Lord maketh such magical things

Yup I agree. Most antiviruses work by hunting out specific signatures within files, this can only be done after the virus has been identified and analysed. The likes of NOD32 works by some weird shit called heuristics which I believe means that it guesses (bit more complicated than that I suppose but thats the basis of it) and it seems to work. NOD32 can therefore identify programs as potential viruses without ever being told they exist.

tbf though the 3 teams you mentioned are all in EUROPE and we errr arent so currently we're playing 3rd or 4th fiddle to them all

79 grand? fooooooookin bargain if you ask me!

If you're referring to me, I didnt, I have the same belief as you do, my post wasnt related to yours (to be honest i dont read yours they always come across as digs )

Are we sure he didnt say "I will be playing European football next season with {insert name of any one of a dozen clubs (but not Spuds) here }" ?

I'll try so far no success. I can't even find any bits of it on youtube i'll have to try and record it on my mobile and upload it too youtube. If you can get a clip of it linked on here then someone should know it. email me the mp3 and I'll host it up.

I dont know in all honesty but at risk of sounding like Im taking the piss Id guess from the name and date of publishing that it covers 1892 to 1985 (or maybe 84).