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Oh aye? which department?

and what exactly are you getting at like?

To be fair, thats like saying "I reckon there'd be hell on if they raised the basic rate of tax to 50%" You seem to think that listing a few things in a question relates to predicting the future, you must be a fucking laugh dahn the dogs like, well number 1 may do well, but frankly what happens if 2 romps it, 6 is lookin tasty mind, as for 3 he;s a geeeeeeezah....." "ooooh I won again, look I said it was a good un, how clever am I". Show me the post that says "MA will fuck you over, spend nowt, piss off a real proper respected manager (and replace him with a bloke who failed in the lower leagues), sell your assets, take the piss, employ some know nowt wankers and then expect a £50million profit for his hassle" and I'll say well done you.

Fifty quid says you'd shit yourself in public if he announced he was buying Spuds.

one down

well the Una one involved a mate of a lad from work who was in Lahndahn for a few days and scored with Stubbs, back at his hotel he did the deed and fell asleep only to be woken an hour or so later to find her squatting over his old fella curling one off

Does the Shearer one involve a certain cake baking actress MILF and a Ford Escort? I once heard an interesting (and rather fucking rank) one about Una Stubbs

We have had a period of contemplation and are now working towards bringing people what they really want ie a Supporters Club, yes that club may take part in some protesting as time goes on but first and foremost our thoughts are on doing proper Supporters things. Rather than just come out with it two weeks ago, theres been a lot of work going on in the background to bring some stuff together oh and thanks to Mr Paws we are almost ready to take memberships online. So watch this space as I reckon we'll be doing some stuff soon.

I went to Orbit (http://www.computerorbit.co.uk/) to have mine built, they seem to know what they're doing but at the same time people swear by Dell, http://configure.euro.dell.com/dellstore/c...ils~inspndt_530 - For £769 EDIT: Anyway? I thought you were a Mac user?

Aye, Ive heard it causes loss of breath in the more unfit ones like

These are supposed to be cheap, a mate of mine with 9 points got his from quotes of £1800 - £2600 on a BMW 525 down to £425! Yet for me they werent much cheaper than Ive found elsewhere adrianflux.co.uk

Just tell her it's for the bairns. She'll probably watch it next time shes at yours anyway

ahem....the NUSC link?

The ratio changes, but we weren't pulling off Rooney, Robinho, Berbatov type huge signings while on the up, however you remember it. On your own terms, we were spending between half and three quarters of what other top English clubs had paid when we were up in third and sixth. careful

It was on Ch4 > http://www.channel4.com/science/microsites...ophe/index.html and can be downloaded from http://www.uknova.com/wsgi/torrent/view/69186

Why? You got a good tan like?

It has to be, thats too ridiculous to be made up!

Aye, hope all goes well mate. A beer next Tuesday will take your mind off things.

Very good ant. That wasn't my point. i was highlighting weaknesses..... areas of improvement (that he hasn't sorted out). Thanks for calling me a mong as well. I appreciate that. No problem anytime i'm sure shay would've spent many an hour working on his delivery if he had the luxury, thankfully i'm happy he didn't and spent it practicing keeping the goals conceded down to a minimum hopefully he took a look at Cacapa, Boumsong, Taylor, Bramble etc over the years and thought what to do what to do, i know i'll keep at the shot stopping practice, lets face it the balls going be coming back this way no matter where i put it. "drivings for show, puttings for dough" and when you've got someone whose as good at making saves as Given is, kicking the ball is the least of your worries can you honestly say when your talking about how good a keeper is, like Schemical or Buffon you'd reminisce about passes he made to highlight their talent? or can you even remember many of them? couldn't do me a list of great keepers who were renowned for their kicking game could ya? which doesn't include chilavert just because he hit freekicks I have to disagree, maybe we'd see less of his shotstopping skills if he managed to punt it to a Toon player once in a while rather than always to the opposition who then break. Yes in the grand scheme of things its way down the list but frankly as has already been pointed out its a definite flaw.

I actually went back through youtube and the like to view the stuff from when KK signed as I was certain Id seen Ashley or Mort actually state that KK had a blank cheque. Have to admit though that I couldnt find it from the KK unveiling, maybe it was some other interview. Maybe he did have one, blank, as in unsigned that is.

Some makem who played for them was twatted on the pitch here back in 92/93ish.

Did you win?

Fuck me I should put the lottery on, Im on a roll here. This is clearly JFK bigging up the asking price (not that Given needs any inflation).

I know I put it in another thread but Im creating this one because I so so hope that come February/ March people are on this thread laughing and calling me a cock because I was so wrong. So heres my predictions, lets hope they are all (or at least some) are wrong. January Transfer window. Out Owen (Man City, Spurs, Everton all sniffing), N'Zogbia (Arsenal bidding allegedly) Martins or Viduka (but probably Martins as he'll raise more cash). Given (Arsenal bidding allegedly) Geremi Barton (to date none of these contracts plus Shola, Butt, Harper and others have been agreed) Taylor (Arsenal again, didnt see that one coming) In £2 - 3million keeper (Sheffield United's Paddy Kenny for 5m so I may end up being out here) £3million forward 2 other cheap foreign shite players. Kinnear will be given an extension to the end of the season. Neither of the £10million players that JFK spoke about last week will appear. Both have now been reported to have told us where to go. No sale will take place before the end of the season as any prospective buyers will not want the risk of relegation. (Confirmed as now taken off market) Communications Nothing will come out of the club officially. (Other than "club off market" statement this is spot on) JFK will however announce at least once a week for the next 4 weeks that he has his eye on this player, that player and a couple of others, that the chairman is backing him on the transfer front and that nobody is going nowhere. (I would say this has pretty much gone to form) Then from Christmas onwards he will go quiet and nothing other than "speculation that Owen/Martins/Given (*delete as applicable) is going nowhere." will be heard. (hmmm not sure here, he could be continuing the bullshit) Then on February 6th he will want to resign but won't because he has nowhere else to go, as a result those that slagged off Keegan for walking will slag off JFK for not going. Fans People will continue to slate the NUSC and half of A/N other board will blame all of the above on NUSC and the fact that a couple of fans made banners before the Hull game. One old bloke who should know better will re-state that the parading of a "cockney mafia out" banner at Hull was the lowpoint of his entire time supporting the Toon while Baggy will continue to state that MA is the best chairman this club has ever had because "hes invested quarter of a billion of his own money into the club".(Taken as read frankly) Current Laugh at Pud level: 30/12/08 - Absolute bastard silence.